To clarify, I want to be a traffic cop. Also, do not intend to reply unless you intend to read until the end @chazus.
Let me explain:
See, when I was a young boy (I think... 7-8? Maybe 8.) I was in a large accident involving a cement truck and...
Subsequently lost my little cousin. From what the trial and my own eyes/brain understand (I was 8), the cement truck driver simply ignored a "blind spot" and... squashed us between a light pole and his liquid cement carrying machine.
My cousin was only 6, and he was sitting on the passenger side, in a car-seat. Stoplight footage catches the cement truck blaring through a yellow light in only .6 frames @ 25fps.
This was California. The case was dropped because my aunt was turning illegally >right> on a red light and the cement truck man was unionized; thus giving him a more experienced lawyer who could argue a settlement with the public defender. They agreed to said settlement, including land! And a lot of money from the truck drivers company.
This is where my ideals come in.
... Crazy--dumb--piss-me--off--part. Almost 20 years after this accident occurred, my aunts lawyer (who is also her new husband, former cop/detective for the Chicago/Baltomore PD - they work at the same law-firm as of 2015 ) explained that with simple math you don't really need to even understand how fast the truck was going before it slammed into my aunt's burgundy Astrovan. Prompting a new(?) case. (Still not sure as to the conclusion of this, but that's whatever)...
WELL OK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Sound of tires coming to a screeching halt*
>>>>>>>>This entire scenario would of been non-existent had the man used his turn signal. *Law & Order noise BONG BONK*
>>>>>>>>This whole thing could of been avoided had proper traffic law been followed. *Law & Order noise BONG BONK*
WOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Law & Order noise BONG BONK*
I want to change the norm by becoming a police officer/county sheriff and busting people for doing, frankly:
"DUMBASS SHIT FOR NO REASON".
It gets more fucked up tho.
*Law & Order noise BONG BONK*
I am currently a chef. I work for a local businessman who owns a restaurant but also deals with concessions for the local parks and recreational centers. March marks the spring baseball league for kids age 10-17. Today I was running the grill inside the concession building to help promote the business/restaurant and the league. I met tons of families and their kids. Being a baseball-loving person and also having played the sport, small baseball talk was fun!
I was leaving the ballpark today. Before my eyes I witnesses;
Like a ghost from another dimension
the exact same accident
But instead of a cement truck it was with a Sedan. Nobody was injured.
I was born and raised in Santa Monica, CA. I have seen some hella extra drivers and some dumb people...
But the speeding dru(g/nk)ies
No turn signal using people
Yellow light running motherfuckers
85+ OLD PEOPLE??????
To these people I wish I could tell them:
"You actually don't know everything. You aren't an X-men and you can't see through your blind-spot -- or have the reaction time to do anything"...
WHATEVER TL;DR (to be said in the voice of Debbie Thornberry)
I guess in the end, I want to know one thing from ya'll....
Yes or No? Join the force and help enforce basic traffic law... Or push my shit aside and continue to pursue another passion, which is cooking.