If you woke up married to a NPC from the other faction

[plz delete account]

And assuming that NPC was now your only spouse, what would be the first thing you say?

[Bathory]

"Factions couldn't keep me away from that Draenei booty"

[Dartz1979]

For me it'd be Sylvanas cause i play alliance... I'd be like I'm all yours.
I would do and say the same as horde i'd choose Jaina.

[vilememory]

First thought, how much did I drink last night. Second thought, going to find the goblin priest that performed this marriage and push his head into his chest. I AM TAUREN! I NEED THICC TAUREN LADY! And don't give me none of that draenei have hooves too thing, they are goats. Bull and goat do not mix! Except in depraved etchings on parchment. Or SFM.

[plz delete account]

"Does this mean you'll be giving quests to horde players to find me now?"

[Oneru]

*Turns to the female night elf, lying on the forest floor*
"What happens in Val'Sharah, stays in Val'Sharah"
*Activates flight form, puts on sunglasses and flies away towards the morning sun*

[plz delete account]

*Turns to the female night elf, lying on the forest floor*
"What happens in Val'Sharah, stays in Val'Sharah"
*Activates flight form, puts on sunglasses and flies away towards the morning sun*

Nope, can't do that. Defeats the point of the thread.

[ls-]

"Noice." /10char

[Themerlin]

*Wakes up next to undead hottie*

"Till death do us part?!"

[Laerrus]

With my magic, you will never loose those pretty green eyes.

[FuxieDK]

No Alliance female deserves me, so my only words would be: I want a divorce..

[Zahlen]

"What about Turalyon"

[ornichi]

*Wakes up next to undead hottie*

"Till death do us part?!"

good, I'm not the only one here who's into undead female booties

[Nathreim]

"Factions couldn't keep me away from that Draenei booty"

First reply is the best reply.

[Ragnarohk]

Mostly alliance here. Cairne or any other male Tauren. That would be an... interesting experience (and somewhat painful)

[Maylander]

Mostly alliance here. Cairne or any other male Tauren. That would be an... interesting experience (and somewhat painful)

Ouch!

Personally, I'd probably just start rambling as I'd be nervous: "So.. blood elf, huh? Do you guys age now or.. ? The sunwell was destroyed by Arthas, but restored by Velen, so.. where does that leave you? Also, why are no elves fat? Genetical? Nutritional? What's going on here?"

[Linkynl]

Once you go green..Well, you know what i mean ^^

[Deleted]

"gruggling noises"

- my undead lacks a jaw

[Super Kami Dende]

"What happens in Kezan stays in Kezan."

[yeast]

"And I thought faction-tapping wasn't allowed!"