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    Why doesn't Anduin marry Jaina?

    And join the two kingdoms together? And if they get a kid the kid get's to become good at being a priest and a mage at the same time!

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    Thanks, it had been a while since I threw up a little in my mouth.

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    Jaina might be getting up there in the little late for kids age.. "high risk"

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    Because he calls her Aunt Jaina?
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    Jaina is essentially Anduin's aunt bud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yggdrasil View Post
    Jaina might be getting up there in the little late for kids age.. "high risk"
    Fetus deletus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zazey View Post
    Jaina is essentially Anduin's aunt bud.
    So what? MILFs are a thing, you know?
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    isnt jaina back with Kalecgos?
    There is a void in my heart. Have you come to fill it?

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    Anduin doesn't like women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melius View Post
    isnt jaina back with Kalecgos?
    They broke up, and she's single again. My warlock is on the market for a new lady friend, think she has a chance? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyrja View Post
    Anduin doesn't like women.
    Your memes have no power here!

    Anduin was seemingly falling for the dwarven female bodyguard he had in the Cataclysm book, and in another book he was captivated by the beauty of the female draenei.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    And join the two kingdoms together? And if they get a kid the kid get's to become good at being a priest and a mage at the same time!
    First of all, magical talent isn't passed on to children automatically. Given the proper education, most people in Azeroth can, technically, become a mage. Mages don't take everyone as an aprentice, though.

    Second, is Jaina became Queen of Stormwind, she'd be exactly that. Kul'Tiras would remain an independant nation, as part of the Alliance. She might be able to retain her position as Grand Admiral, but would probably be asked to step down for someone who has enough time to do the job properly.

    Third, she's to old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    And join the two kingdoms together? And if they get a kid the kid get's to become good at being a priest and a mage at the same time!
    Jainduin? I can dig that.
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    she is, like, twice his age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Briselody View Post
    Because he calls her Aunt Jaina?
    That only makes it hotter.

    OT: Anduin always seemed like "girls are icky" type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    That only makes it hotter.

    OT: Anduin always seemed like "girls are icky" type.
    got anything to back up that claim?
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    The simple answer is Jaina is what, like 20 years older than Anduin? A better question would have been, why didn't Varian ever marry Jaina to join the two kingdoms? Varian was only a few years older than Jaina and Tiffin was blonde like Jaina.

    Even Tess would be a better choice for Anduin than Jaina. I know Tess is older too but not by as much and she didn't watch Anduin grow up like Jaina did. They created a female character for Anduin to marry anyway, Bolvar's daughter. That should make him less evil, having the boy he raised getting it on with his daughter, it's sure to make him even less angry he's a burnt toast inside a crazed orc spirit helmet.

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    Anduin is most likely gay im quite sure blizz will take his story in that direction. I dont mean this as a bad thing just rhe feeling i have would be a first in such a massive game.

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    With all the mana bomb radiation running through her system? It'd be born with a third arm.

    Though I suppose being with a dragon for so long will make it an easy birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildpantz View Post
    Anduin is most likely gay im quite sure blizz will take his story in that direction. I dont mean this as a bad thing just rhe feeling i have would be a first in such a massive game.
    Where the hell is Wrathion? I haven't seen him since the end of MoP. Cause i really miss that bastard, he gave me epics and stuff.

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    Anduin needs his auntie to teach him the ropes. The ins and outs, that sort of thing.

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