Originally Posted by
Vonazak
I know, i know xD
Best philosophy ever.
The story is the following.
- BFA releases, so i powerlevel and start Uldir the week it came out, at the second week i kill ghuun in normal just doing pugs because my guildies are still leveling, im 360 since then with that shaman healer. My wife is still playing that week, she plays a hunter.
- I take a week off, so i dint burnout like so many did in the first weeks.
- When i return to the game, my guildmaster has recruited 6 special players.
- One is "competitive healer", a 18yo male who, i still believe, was a virgin because he was desperate around the girls. But he was good at healing.
- The second is the "landwhale", a retarded girl who is your typical retarded Otaku, she also plays as a healer.
- The third is "young feminist", a pretty young lady who excel at healing, she is playing for her first time but is the best of the three healers.
- The fourth is "shy girl", she is a...shy girl who was our best off-tank at the time. Better than some of the other virgins who wanted the spot, she is so shy that we never hear what she says...because she talks... like under a rock.
- The fifth is "roleplayer dps guy", he was a graphical designer and a very capable dps, and RPer.
- The sixth was "strange guy", a guy that the GM let into the raidleader job because no one wanted the job, we had so such bad dps at the time...
- So, the story.
(Strike 1)
- First night raiding, and im carrying the heals at the time with "competitive healer", because our superior ilevel, just chilling and playing relaxed.
- Landwhale starts to troll me because i "didnt used the CD when she called it" after a wipe, the thing is...that she dint called the cd in the entire fight.
- It was fucking Normal Uldir. So i tell the "landwhale" that, and the fact that didnt called the cd in the entire fight. "Competitive healer" confirms that.
- "young feminist" spergs out at me, because im oppresing the "landwhale". Yep, even when she confirms that the "landwhale" never called the cd.
- The "strange guy" disbands the raid because they (we) were wipíng because the dps werent doing the mechanics.
- The healers discuss the fight we had that night in the discord.
- "the landwhale" starts crying in the discord, because she says that we ignored her because she is a woman, and that she called the cds in time.
- "young feminist" says that she didnt called the cd. "competitive healer" confirms that. I confirm that, raidleader confirms that.
- "Landwhale" begins to troll the gchat, because she is a victim of patriarchy or something like that.
- Gm says that she is special and that we need to understand her.
- I say that i dont need to raid with aguild "for special people" and that i'll be pugging for some time, (really, the pugs at that time were good, and better than my guild ). As im one of the oldest guildmembers, they understand.
(Strike 2).
- The guild is raiding.
- And wiping because of the shitty dps.
- Im not in the raid with the guild, but my wife is, and im looking at her screen.
- From nowhere, "young feminist" lash at "competitive healer", he ask "what happens, why are you yelling at me?".
- She says that he is playing bad and that she is tired of him talking trash about her.
- "competitive healer" is kicked from the raid by "strange guy" a true white-knight.
- Weeks later we knew that "landwhale" was talking shit about "competitive healer" to "young feminist" because she envied the attention that the virgin gave to the pretty girl.
- So, the fat manatee manipulated the "young feminist". And the guild was without two healers.
(Strike 3)
- I came back to play with the guild because they needed healers.
- I ignored the landwhale, just playing for my friends.
- "roleplayer dps guy" was topping the dps charts, as a enhancement shaman!, he was a god. SO i tell him that in discord. Everyone congratulated the guy for his skill.
- "landwhale" is a otaku
- Otakus love to draw.
- Landwhale shows one of her drawings to "roleplayer dps guy".
- He says to her that the drawing was pretty good, but she needed to work on the proportions of the human body, with his strange and educated style.
- Landwhale spergs out.
- She manipulates the "strange guy" into kicking the "roleplayer dps guy" from the guild as the GM was very passive at the time. I think that she envied the guy because of all the attention we give him for his skills.
- I stand for the roleplayer guy. and fight against "strange guy" the raidleader, on discord.
- After the fight i became an ally of "strange guy" and peace reigns for a week.
(strike 4)
- Another week, another drama.
- Landwhale begins to troll the young feminist while we are raiding.
- Young feminist just ignores her.
- Landwhale begins to cry in the discord (yes, cry).....while we raid, because she is being ignored by most people.
- "Strange guy" defends her, calling us bad persons for ignoring this toxic fat abomination.
- Landwhale literally begins to talk like a "kawaai " otaku character to "strange guy"..yes..wtf.
- "Young feminist" yells at the discord, "Landwhale, can you please stop whispering me?".
- I tell them all to fuck off. Can you stop fighting WHILE WE RAID? seriously.
- My wife is tired from the drama, so she wants to quit the quild, we talk to the other officers, and we decide that one more strike and we will kick the "landwhale" from the guild. My wife stays.
- "Young feminist" and i became allies against the "landwhale" and began to ignore her everytime she talks.
(strike 5).
- Landwhale wants the "strange guy" OUT OF THE GUILD, because she didnt like him anymore. Because he started to drift his attention from her...
- WTF, he was her protector. HER WHITE KNIGHT
- She says, "its me, or him". The virgins says that we must kick the raidleader...w...t...f. (A lot of virgins really like women who talk like cute 2d japanese characters
- We kick the landwhale
- And her alts
(strike 6)
- "Shy girl", our offtank and a nice person, ask us with fury, at raid night, "why the officers are telling everyone that she talks like a retarded person and that she is the worst tank that ever existed!!?".
-WTF
- Yep, Landwhale strikes again. Even after death
- A fight ensues between the virgins and the not so virgins. We kick some, and some left the guild.
- The guild almost disbands.
- Most of them leave afterwards..because all the drama that the landwhale caused, that strained our relationships until the point of no return
- I changed to Wyrmrest Accord for a time, loved the good people on that server 10/10 would play all the time with these people when i get to unlock the Zandalari Paladin. My guild still exist and they have been doing uldir but i'm already 375 and i dont care about non-mythic content
Some women are just toxic, not all of them, but some, and the virgins are adept at following these toxic persons.