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    If you had to Marry a Character in WoW lore who would it be and why?

    If you had to Marry a Character in WoW lore who would it be and why?

    Im going to say Sylvanas. Because I like her style and she’s sexy hot or cold as it were.

    And yes if you really can’t think of someone in WoW you can substitute with any video game character PC or Console.
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    Alexstrasza. I mean, whats not to love about a powerful dragon with a super hot bipedal form?

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    Well this is going to get real cringey...

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    Lady Liadrin

    She is hawt and is a badass so what more could you ask for?

    Though Inquisitor Whitemane is hot as fuck too!

    But if iam being honest Therazane is prolly more in my price range HAR HAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by CryotriX View Post
    I can contribute to increasing the quality of the topic.

    There's a lonely girl in the depths of Maraudon. I'd give her a shot!
    Iam banging her mother so you better get our permission!!

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    fareeya.

    she'd insist on me getting lightforged, so i'd maybe become less of a mental fuck up.

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    Is there a reason your threads have gotten so creepy?
    /s

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    Definitely Alexstrasza. Though, alas, not being a dragon myself, her belly hath not a prayer of swelling large and round with my seed no matter the intensity with which it were to erupt from my very eager loins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob42 View Post
    She is a corpse that smells like a corpse, and doesn't have functional ladybits.

    I would probably go with Imindril Spearsong or Jaina.
    First of friends this is just for fun and second it’s marriage and about personality. Who would you like to hang with share have stimulating conversation lol

    Now I’m off to google who Imindril Spearsong
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob42 View Post
    She is a corpse that smells like a corpse, and doesn't have functional ladybits.

    I would probably go with Imindril Spearsong or Jaina.
    i agree about the stink, but can't sylvanas cry? no other undead can, but i think she has before.

    also, she's able to grip with her hands and move her arms and legs, that means she and the rest of the undead have muscle control. lube and gas mask takes care of the problems.

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    alleria windrunner. NOT THAT UGLY ABOMINATION WE HAVE NOW. the real alleria windrunner.
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    Mankrik's wife for sure.

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    I honestly can't think of one. Most of them are hellbent on a cause that sort of consumes them. Tyrande went crazy on moonwell power. Sylvanas is batshit and would murder me for being human. Yrel apparently went on a crusade and became the tyranny she was trying to oppose. Highmane is undead now and nuts.

    Really, for everything Alexstraza has been through she seems to have remarkable mental health. She seems the only reasonable choice to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sezh View Post
    Mankrik's wife for sure.
    Haven’t both of them been put through enough.
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    Genn Greymane is my WoW crush

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    Rexxar, all of the pets, none of the problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sezh View Post
    Mankrik's wife for sure.
    Iam guessing you roll Forsaken and enjoy necrophilia!! Sorry spoilers for those who want to play classic LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jam Spoon View Post
    Genn Greymane is my WoW crush
    Which one?

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    Can I pick one of my characters? Known them for like 15 years now or whatever:/

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    I would say Yrel.


    People who say Sylvanas...maybe u want diseases, slimy cold flesh, stench, grave worms?...

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    Snurk Bucksquick, obviously. She has a good, steady job. She's a goblin, so I can count on her to get me the best deals and make my retirement easier. I've nearly married two women who were 145 cm tall, so her height won't bother me. We could hop over to Bogpaddle, have some booze on the beach and enjoy the food or hit Booty Bay for shopping.
    With COVID-19 making its impact on our lives, I have decided that I shall hang in there for my remaining days, skip some meals, try to get children to experiment with making henna patterns on their skin, and plant some trees. You know -- live, fast, dye young, and leave a pretty copse. I feel like I may not have that quite right.

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