Originally Posted by
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GALLYWIX: "My father once told me that gold was like a dream. Beautiful, ephemeral... unattainable. Well, he was wrong!"
<Goblin music starts blasting at full volume as the camera pans over various goblin-themed locations, including Kezan and the Undermine. We see goblins juggling golden apples, performing cartwheels, and shanking people in dark alleys. The camera zooms in on a goblin's face. He grins and bites a gold coin.>
GALLYWIX: "Gold is what keeps the world together, you hear me?! If the gold stops pouring in, what does that leave for the rest of us? A whole lot o' nothing, that's what!"
<We cut to the map showing various new zones, including Hiji, Tel'Abim, Kezan, Lost Isles, and an updated Azshara which is now called Gallywix. It zooms in on Kezan.>
[NEW CONTINENT: KEZAN]
<We see Kezan restored to its former glory and a glimpse at its mighty underground capital, the Undermine. There are goblins swinging their pickaxes away at gold veins everywhere. We also see many new creatures, such as a goblin that looks like a rat, a hunchback goblin with golden eyes, and a goblin that looks like a fusion between a naga and a human. The camera cuts away to a scene of goblins running away from an exploding mine.>
[ADVENTURE TO LEVEL 130]
<A goblin is seen shanking another goblin and stealing his gold.>
[NEW DUNGEONS AND RAIDS]
<Several new dungeons are shown, most of them goblin-themed. There's a golden cave, an open field with gold scattered around, a prison, a tropical island, and the ruins of what looks like Gallywix's Mansion.>
[EXPLORE LOST CAVES]
<Three goblins are seen running into an old cave and starting to dig up the ground. One of them is holding a map.>
[FIND GALLYWIX'S GOLD]
<The goblins mentioned above find a chest that is filled to the brim with gold.>
[DOMINATE GOLDFRONTS]
<A feature eerily similar to Warfronts is shown, with goblins launching explosives at a mansion while picking up nuggets of gold that are strewn about everywhere.>
<Gallywix takes a heroic pose and looks off to the distance.>
GALLYWIX: "We cannot tarry any longer. The time has come to find the gold!"
<Gallywix fires a missile towards the camera, transitioning to the logo for the expansion.>
[WORLD OF WARCRAFT: GOLDMINES OF GALLYWIX]