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    Tesla unveils the Cybertruck

    https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7atGkba-Z8

    Range up to 500 miles. 0-60 in 2.9s. 1/4 mile in 10.8s. 3500lbs payload, 14,000lbs towing.

    The windows apparently need a bit more work.

    So, people who have been waiting for the electric pickup, thoughts?
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    They should put the veil back on. That design is an embarrassment, and if any other mfr displayed this, they'd be laughed into oblivion.

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    As much as I love Cyberpunk, dear God that looks tacky...

    For a Tesla, most shocking thing is its price tag -- $40k? That's relatively cheap!
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    Not really a fan of the design. Doesn't help that I've never been a fan of SUVs pretending to be pickup trucks with tiny beds, though.
    But it's only a matter of time before electrics offer everything that a gas-powered vehicle could.

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    April 1st came fast this year.. wait it's still 2019?
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    Quote Originally Posted by melodramocracy View Post
    They should put the veil back on. That design is an embarrassment, and if any other mfr displayed this, they'd be laughed into oblivion.
    Electrocars are emarrassment to begin with

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    Ok jokes aside, this thing shows that musk has no idea why cars are built the way they are. Making sharp edges into your design so that every pedestrian that gets hit by your car gets sheared in half instead of breaking a few bones, glass that doesn't shatter so you can't have easy access in case of an accident, the reason the metal deforms to absorb the impact of crashes .. oh my this hurts. Not just because it's fucking ugly.

    Edit: Seriously, I want to see the crash test studies of this death trap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yadryonych View Post
    Electrocars are emarrassment to begin with
    And you say this because: _______________

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    Quote Originally Posted by s_bushido View Post
    And you say this because: _______________
    Ok joker funlord

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    Really hope they're gonna reconsider that design.

    It looks like a computer graphics test from the 1980s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yadryonych View Post
    Ok joker funlord
    I have no idea what this means.

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    Looks radical, dude!

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    The most environmentally friendly thing Tesla can do is turn Elon Musk into compost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsonsion View Post
    The most environmentally friendly thing Tesla can do is turn Elon Musk into compost.
    Don't be daft, that'd just contaminate the plants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yadryonych View Post
    Ok joker funlord
    Does that phrase not translate or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by melodramocracy View Post
    They should put the veil back on. That design is an embarrassment, and if any other mfr displayed this, they'd be laughed into oblivion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s_bushido View Post
    I have no idea what this means.
    Mining, refining and processing materials essential for batteries takes a toll on environment heavier than a regular car does in its lifetime. Charging those takes same amount of fossil fuels burned on power plant and on top of that some extra comversion/transportation expenses. Batteried tesla cars are nothing but a rolling hypocrisy of outsourcing city smog to somewhere else. Whoever wants to be environment-friendly with his car should stick to hydrogen fueled cars or bicyles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yadryonych View Post
    Mining, refining and processing materials essential for batteries takes a toll on environment heavier than a regular car does in its lifetime. Charging those takes same amount of fossil fuels burned on power plant and on top of that some extra comversion/transportation expenses. Batteried tesla cars are nothing but a rolling hypocrisy of outsourcing city smog to somewhere else. Whoever wants to be environment-friendly with his car should stick to hydrogen fueled cars or bicyles
    Ah. I would say I'm surprised to see you quoting PragerU. But that would be a lie. And speaking of lies, that's pretty much all they peddle...and this topic is no exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XDurionX View Post
    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331
    Personally it reminded me more of a Canyonero.
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    Looks like shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yadryonych View Post
    Mining, refining and processing materials essential for batteries takes a toll on environment heavier than a regular car does in its lifetime. Charging those takes same amount of fossil fuels burned on power plant and on top of that some extra comversion/transportation expenses. Batteried tesla cars are nothing but a rolling hypocrisy of outsourcing city smog to somewhere else. Whoever wants to be environment-friendly with his car should stick to hydrogen fueled cars or bicyles
    You do realize that at least 50% or energy generation is through nuclear and hydro electric power stations, right?

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