Hey man
Whats up?
You have a thread hanging from your t-shirt.
Huh, where?
Sorry, that was your arm. My bad.
Hey man
Whats up?
You have a thread hanging from your t-shirt.
Huh, where?
Sorry, that was your arm. My bad.
"You look like yourself"
Can be used for everything.
Person 1): I think that guy who just walked in is a Matteyogi
Person 2): What's a Matteyogi?
Person 1): Eh, nothing Boo-Boo
You suck at life
Chucklefuck and Knuckledick.
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Wankstain.
"My boyfriend keeps on telling me kitchen jokes and sometimes it gets really annoying, does anyone have a good suggestion for a comeback to this?"
"I don't know but you'd better comeback with a sandwich."
i personally like it when you compare someone to some people, and the people protest XD like: you sound like a girl! girls nearby: what? no!
Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...Originally Posted by The Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
i saw someone call someone else a "sack of potatoes" once
Anyone know the name of a good vet?
why?
Because my pythons are sick (kiss biceps)
one of my friends came up with this one
him - Would you like to dance
Her - No, go away
Him - I'm sorry thought you was my brother, he has a mustache too
why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
I heard this in high school like many years ago, very rude buuut...
(Guy in class turns around to girl in glass)
and says:
You never smile, I bet when you smile you'd light up this whole classroom.
(of course she smiles)
Hmmm, guess I was wrong.
"im sorry I cant help it that you are the inbred child of a Red neck family who's sole reason for existance is to make life for us normal players a total misery, I suggest that you find a train and climb underneath it whilst it is in motion and give us all a break from your white trash ass"
This girl my friend was trying to hit on was just a complete bitch to him and 2 other guys.
I walked up and asked if she was afraid of the big bad wolf
She said "No, Why?
I replied "The other 3 pigs were"
Would you like to dance?
Her: no, buzz off
You mis-heard me, I said you look fat in those pants.
So I read this somewhere a while ago, so I might not get everything right.
In a class room, during some class, let's say history.
A guy keep answering the correct answer on all of the teacher's questions.
A girl in the class then says "omg he's such a nerd"
The teacher then says "Don't say that, he might be your boss someday"
The guy then replies "I sincerely doubt that, I'm not planning on becoming a pimp"
Made me laugh quite a bit when I read it.