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  1. 2012-01-18, 06:01 PM #1
    Grogo
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    Best insult / one-liner / Burn you have heard (or like)

    Hey man

    Whats up?

    You have a thread hanging from your t-shirt.

    Huh, where?

    Sorry, that was your arm. My bad.
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  2. 2012-01-18, 06:02 PM #2
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    "You look like yourself"
    Can be used for everything.
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  3. 2012-01-18, 06:14 PM #3
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    Person 1): I think that guy who just walked in is a Matteyogi

    Person 2): What's a Matteyogi?

    Person 1): Eh, nothing Boo-Boo
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  4. 2012-01-18, 06:15 PM #4
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    You suck at life
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  5. 2012-01-18, 06:16 PM #5
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    Chucklefuck and Knuckledick.
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  6. 2012-01-18, 06:16 PM #6
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    Wankstain.
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  7. 2012-01-18, 06:19 PM #7
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    "My boyfriend keeps on telling me kitchen jokes and sometimes it gets really annoying, does anyone have a good suggestion for a comeback to this?"

    "I don't know but you'd better comeback with a sandwich."
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  8. 2012-01-18, 06:25 PM #8
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    Repeatedly ask: "When's your birthday?"
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  9. 2012-01-18, 06:28 PM #9
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    i personally like it when you compare someone to some people, and the people protest XD like: you sound like a girl! girls nearby: what? no!
    Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...
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    "Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
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  10. 2012-01-18, 06:43 PM #10
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    i saw someone call someone else a "sack of potatoes" once
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  11. 2012-01-18, 07:28 PM #11
    Grogo
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    Anyone know the name of a good vet?

    why?

    Because my pythons are sick (kiss biceps)
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  12. 2012-01-18, 07:30 PM #12
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    one of my friends came up with this one

    him - Would you like to dance
    Her - No, go away
    Him - I'm sorry thought you was my brother, he has a mustache too
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  13. 2012-01-18, 07:33 PM #13
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    why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
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  14. 2012-01-18, 07:33 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by elfispresley View Post
    one of my friends came up with this one

    him - Would you like to dance
    Her - No, go away
    Him - I'm sorry thought you was my brother, he has a mustache too
    lol best one!
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  15. 2012-01-18, 07:35 PM #15
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    I heard this in high school like many years ago, very rude buuut...

    (Guy in class turns around to girl in glass)

    and says:

    You never smile, I bet when you smile you'd light up this whole classroom.

    (of course she smiles)

    Hmmm, guess I was wrong.
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  16. 2012-01-18, 07:40 PM #16
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    "im sorry I cant help it that you are the inbred child of a Red neck family who's sole reason for existance is to make life for us normal players a total misery, I suggest that you find a train and climb underneath it whilst it is in motion and give us all a break from your white trash ass"
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  17. 2012-01-18, 07:45 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by elfispresley View Post
    one of my friends came up with this one

    him - Would you like to dance
    Her - No, go away
    Him - I'm sorry thought you was my brother, he has a mustache too
    Hahahah like a boss!!!!
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  18. 2012-01-18, 07:47 PM #18
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    This girl my friend was trying to hit on was just a complete bitch to him and 2 other guys.

    I walked up and asked if she was afraid of the big bad wolf
    She said "No, Why?
    I replied "The other 3 pigs were"
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  19. 2012-01-18, 07:48 PM #19
    Grogo
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    Would you like to dance?

    Her: no, buzz off

    You mis-heard me, I said you look fat in those pants.
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  20. 2012-01-18, 07:50 PM #20
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    So I read this somewhere a while ago, so I might not get everything right.

    In a class room, during some class, let's say history.

    A guy keep answering the correct answer on all of the teacher's questions.

    A girl in the class then says "omg he's such a nerd"

    The teacher then says "Don't say that, he might be your boss someday"

    The guy then replies "I sincerely doubt that, I'm not planning on becoming a pimp"

    Made me laugh quite a bit when I read it.
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