Male Romanian porn actor Alexandru Pulăşneanu has an unbelievable assortment of useful gadgets. Also, he attacks with an accurate whip that can force antagonists to freeze in place and he has the power to transform his body into illusion. Alexandru Pulăşneanu battles combatants with a destructive tentacle made from steel, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, he carries a poisonous stinger. Shamefully, Alexandru Pulăşneanu has a weakness of being kind of an asshole.
I think I overdid it. I used the generator a few times and combined as many things as I could.
I'm mostly referencing something lewd that made me laugh earlier today. Worer should get it.
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Okay now I'm being serious.
Legitimate Man has the power to steal the skills of his combatants and use it against them. He can change shape into a zebra and he is able to copy attacks of his foes, however he must speak words of power to do so. Legitimate Man possesses the power to transform his body into rubber, but only when scared. He likewise has been known to take control of gravity and bend it to his will and he has learned to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to increase his ability to see the past. Legitimate Man has mastered the ability to force elephants into another plane of existence and he developed the talent to view distant locations with his mind, but doing so makes him insane for one week. Sadly, Legitimate Man becomes homeless in the presence of mental energy.
Sig: Elyssia | DJoron is the Best
Did you just call me Splenda? *brain explodes*
And I already read it, and I already cut myself, so it's all good.
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Don't worry, Seely. It's perfectly possible to live a happy life without cheese, I would know since I'm allergic :P
(But I do like the few cheeses I can have)
'Cept blue cheese. That shit is nasty.