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    A day in which one sports item is mentioned in politics, namely the aluminium baseball bat, is a rare.

    A day in which two sports items is red letter.

    Michael from Michigan because that's not confusing at all was arrested for beating cops with a hockey stick.

    Oh, funny story: I posted Legal Eagle literally yesterday about the murderous insurrection. He, being not just an expert but also smarter than me, suggested that weaker/misdemeanor crimes would be filed first then larger/felonies later. This is now happening.

    But I think he also mentioned the all-important Jan 20th date. Trump can't pardon anymore. So Trump would have had three options, all bad:

    1) Give blanket pardons to the murderous insurrectionists on his way out the door, cementing his role in the matter, further weakening his 2024 power, and maybe even inviting obstruction charges.

    2) Do nothing, leave his rabid fanbase who attacked the House/Senate on his own orders to go to prison, hanging them out to dry because they no longer serve any purpose to Trump. This, of course, is what happened because Trump is a piece of #2.

    3) Pardon the misdemeanors, see 1), but leave open the upcoming felonies, see 2), the worst of both worlds.

    As someone who lives balls-deep in Hockey Country, I can personally attest to how much damage you can do by hitting someone with a hockey stick.

    Not all that much, honestly, compared to other weapons of that size. They're designed for finesse strikes, not bludgeoning for raw power. I've handled my share of sticks and OH GOD THAT LOOKS WRONG I've inspected several university sports league pieces of sports equipment and I'm pretty sure they'd shatter if you really wound up and swung for the fences. Maybe one of the old-school sticks would survive, but not the ones I've seen in the college shop. Bare minimum, you'd snap the blade off at the joint, and then have a slightly shorter broom handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    Philistine!!!
    Nothing wrong with the classics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    A day in which one sports item is mentioned in politics, namely the aluminium baseball bat, is a rare.

    A day in which two sports items is red letter.

    Michael from Michigan because that's not confusing at all was arrested for beating cops with a hockey stick.

    Oh, funny story: I posted Legal Eagle literally yesterday about the murderous insurrection. He, being not just an expert but also smarter than me, suggested that weaker/misdemeanor crimes would be filed first then larger/felonies later. This is now happening.

    But I think he also mentioned the all-important Jan 20th date. Trump can't pardon anymore. So Trump would have had three options, all bad:

    1) Give blanket pardons to the murderous insurrectionists on his way out the door, cementing his role in the matter, further weakening his 2024 power, and maybe even inviting obstruction charges.

    2) Do nothing, leave his rabid fanbase who attacked the House/Senate on his own orders to go to prison, hanging them out to dry because they no longer serve any purpose to Trump. This, of course, is what happened because Trump is a piece of #2.

    3) Pardon the misdemeanors, see 1), but leave open the upcoming felonies, see 2), the worst of both worlds.

    As someone who lives balls-deep in Hockey Country, I can personally attest to how much damage you can do by hitting someone with a hockey stick.

    Not all that much, honestly, compared to other weapons of that size. They're designed for finesse strikes, not bludgeoning for raw power. I've handled my share of sticks and OH GOD THAT LOOKS WRONG I've inspected several university sports league pieces of sports equipment and I'm pretty sure they'd shatter if you really wound up and swung for the fences. Maybe one of the old-school sticks would survive, but not the ones I've seen in the college shop. Bare minimum, you'd snap the blade off at the joint, and then have a slightly shorter broom handle.
    Now he is in the penalty box. Probably for 10 or more years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Didn’t he also do that to her?
    It was literally his first day in office. The Obamas had to escort Melania inside because Trump ditched her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gondrin View Post
    Now he is in the penalty box. Probably for 10 or more years.
    That would just be...

    (sunglasses)

    ...icing on the cake.

    I'll show myself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gondrin View Post
    Now he is in the penalty box. Probably for 10 or more years.
    He feels shame.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Quit using other posters as levels of crazy. That is not ok


    If you look, you can see the straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope coming to join this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    It was literally his first day in office. The Obamas had to escort Melania inside because Trump ditched her.

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    That would just be...

    (sunglasses)

    ...icing on the cake.

    I'll show myself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solinari6 View Post
    oh! His next reality show to stay relevant could be "Trump's Flavor of Love!"
    All I could think of reading this was Tang and they episode of “Married with Children” when they were eating “Tang-which” sandwiches.

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    I don't know if this is more appropriate for Biden's topic, but in the fallout of Trump, it's weird how people don't just see Joe Biden as a replacement that's better than nothing but a much better person already. He hasn't even done anything yet but it's just such a bizarrely assured atmosphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUPPIE View Post
    I don't know if this is more appropriate for Biden's topic, but in the fallout of Trump, it's weird how people don't just see Joe Biden as a replacement that's better than nothing but a much better person already. He hasn't even done anything yet but it's just such a bizarrely assured atmosphere.
    Well, he's not a fascist... so it's a start. Why are you so upset that the fascist is gone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUPPIE View Post
    I don't know if this is more appropriate for Biden's topic, but in the fallout of Trump, it's weird how people don't just see Joe Biden as a replacement that's better than nothing but a much better person already. He hasn't even done anything yet but it's just such a bizarrely assured atmosphere.
    For one, he isn't demanding kids to stay in cages on the border instead of releasing them back to their home country or into the US. For that matter, he was doing that will all immigrants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUPPIE View Post
    I don't know if this is more appropriate for Biden's topic, but in the fallout of Trump, it's weird how people don't just see Joe Biden as a replacement that's better than nothing but a much better person already. He hasn't even done anything yet but it's just such a bizarrely assured atmosphere.
    He has signed several executive orders... this isn’t Trump... he isn’t going to go on Twitter and claim his every fart is the greatest ever... might be one of the reasons people are feeling so much better.

    Did you see Biden start a war with media over his crowd size or how ugly a reporter was? Yeah... me neither... I also thought it was a custom Trump was starting... :/
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    https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/stat...854806017?s=20

    President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter. It's gone now.
    *rubs temples*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    He should have replaced it with a direct call button to Mar-A-Lago to prank Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    I was having to check the source on that when I read it at first to see if it was The Onion...
    10

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    And this was the video I saw.

    /shrug
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    Wrong. https://www.c-span.org/video/?508160...-beach-florida The people are a disgrace, there’s no reason to rewrite history. She actually waved more than he did since she got in on the side facing the crowd.
    Well, you're both wrong because....




    That isn't Melania at all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterhorus8 View Post
    I was having to check the source on that when I read it at first to see if it was The Onion...
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tr...e-button-oval/

    After 4 fucking years HOW AM I STILL SURPRISED BY THIS ASSHOLE!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUPPIE View Post
    I don't know if this is more appropriate for Biden's topic, but in the fallout of Trump, it's weird how people don't just see Joe Biden as a replacement that's better than nothing but a much better person already. He hasn't even done anything yet but it's just such a bizarrely assured atmosphere.
    He actually has done a lot more on Day 1 than Trump did the entire time as president.

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    Another of Trump's legacies destroyed.

    Biden's inauguration got higher TV ratings than Trump's did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Another of Trump's legacies destroyed.

    Biden's inauguration got higher TV ratings than Trump's did.
    It did? Without the Press Secretary spending 10 minutes talking about it and holding up a picture of it and yelling at reporters asking for verification of this, I wouldn't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    It did? Without the Press Secretary spending 10 minutes talking about it and holding up a picture of it and yelling at reporters asking for verification of this, I wouldn't know.
    Can you imagine how it is for kids turning 16 or 17 right now? For the duration of their cognitive thought, the example of president was Trump. We have a generation that has Trump as majority of their frame of reference, for a president. 2024 will be interesting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    Can you imagine how it is for kids turning 16 or 17 right now? For the duration of their cognitive thought, the example of president was Trump. We have a generation that has Trump as majority of their frame of reference, for a president. 2024 will be interesting...
    Hey, at least there's one benefit to it. The past four years have been the single biggest national civics course in US history, so hopefully they at least picked up a few things here and there and don't think that the job of the Press Secretary is to come out, read a statement, insult reporters for a bit, and then fuck off.

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