Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Akshak]

Granted but you're not permanently wired as though on a never-ending caffeine buzz and you're so busy you forget to bathe....ever.

I wish I had my own restaurant chain called "Akshak's Hooters and well, hell you're here for the Girls."

[Deleted]

Granted but you're not permanently wired as though on a never-ending caffeine buzz and you're so busy you forget to bathe....ever.

I wish I had my own restaurant chain called "Akshak's Hooters and well, hell you're here for the Girls."

granted. The girls are all 12 year old and naked and everyone who enters immediately gets added to their nation's sex offender registry. Amazingly, people are still dumb enough to enter it.

I wish I will finally be able to get some flex done this week.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you'll be so unlucky you'll never ever get loot again.

I wish Blizzard just gave me my mounts back --' (still bugged since patch)

[Deleted]

Granted, but they are still bugged and everytime you try use one you disconnect from the game for 10minutes

I wish for rainbows!

[Wayne25uk]

Granted you now puke rainbows and shit rainbows,but oddly they both taste the same so you constantly smell of rainbow flavoured shit.

I wish for Binky to go shit rainbows in the giant hole in the middle of this planet,so we get an aurora borealis style rainbow of poop!

[Deleted]

Granted, i shit shit down the hole and all the volcanoes on the planet including Yellowstone is now constantly shooting out rainbows but this makes natural occuring rainbows jealous so they start a strike...

I wish Wayne was a really old wizard

[Deleted]

Granted, i shit shit down the hole and all the volcanoes on the planet including Yellowstone is now constantly shooting out rainbows but this makes natural occuring rainbows jealous so they start a strike...

I wish Wayne was a really old wizard

Granted. Wayne is now Nathan Rahl, one of the few remaining and most powerful wizard in the Sword of Truth series. He's also known as The Prophet, he is insanely powerful, extremely mischievous and likes to be creative in the use of his magic.

I wish to be omnipotent and omniscient while remaining human.

[Akshak]

Granted but knowing all that causes your head to explode so you shut down and stop living to avoid the headaches and head explosion.

I wish the Lucky Charm leprechaun would become an astronaut and visit the planet's new Poop Rainbow Aurora.

[Deleted]

Granted, he visits the Poop Rainbow Aurora and makes grant luck to whoever survives the extreme magnetic and gravitational forces there

I wish I was a crazy doctor and I had a patient named Akshak that I would try all my crazy experiments on

[Spikeydeath]

Granted but your patient has a tendency to explode violently

I wish I had a large p...pencil that all drawings looked like magnificent art

[Zoaric]

Granted but it is grafted onto the top of your hand and the pencil glows red when you get excited... about your drawing.

I wish I had a clean house.

Granted, but it is too expensive to live in and gets taken by the banks.

I wish that my wish was to be granted.

[Deleted]

Granted, you wish to get your wish granted but now that is has been granted nothing happens and everyone goes about with whatever they where doing except for Icedwarrior...

I wish for nothingness

[Deleted]

Granted, you wish to get your wish granted but now that is has been granted nothing happens and everyone goes about with whatever they where doing except for Icedwarrior...

I wish for nothingness

Granted, your wish came true and you're now floating around in space. Obviously, you die.

I wish I had motivation.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,you wish to find the body of Binky so he can have a proper burial so u spend the next 100 years looking for it.

I wish i could keep these wizard powers but be renamed to either Sordid! or my hero SIMON THE SORCEROR and live inside the game world as its my most favourite game ever.

[Deleted]

Granted, you keep your powers and rename yourself Sordid or Simon but everyone still knows you as Wayne so you then turn the entire world into the game-world you want to and piss most of the ppl off because of it.

I wish Guy would be a turtle

[Akshak]

Granted but he's the size of Tortos and has the same nasty temper - and he's deadset on eating you and Guy.

I wish the ice would just leave, I'm tired of my yard looking like Canada.

[Deleted]

Granted, the ice packs it's stuff and leaves because it hates Canada and your yard just turned into Canada.

I wish I was a tornado

[Akshak]

Granted but you just touched down in the nastiest of trailer parks in the southern US and sucked up every Honey Boo-Boo, Mama Bear and June Bug that exists.

I wish I didn't live in the heart of country music hell - I hate this crap!

[Deleted]

Granted but you become permanently deaf.

I wish to to never have to go to the toilet again.

[Temp name]

Granted, you live in a toilet for the rest of your life.

I wish the poster underneath me would live a long and happy life