Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Orodoth]

Your wish is granted. The rock eats you, though.


I wish I was somewhere else

Granted, your now on the island from LOST with no co-stars, and a 9mm pistol with only 1 bullet

I wish for a faster PC!

[Fogkin]

Granted, your now on the island from LOST with no co-stars, and a 9mm pistol with only 1 bullet

I wish for a faster PC!

Granted, but wait, it's..... an apple

I wish 10 minutes would come so i can go home from work

[Bdx]

Granted, but wait, it's..... an apple

I wish 10 minutes would come so i can go home from work

Granted, but a car rides you over and you die.

I wish i could have sex with every girl i'd want to.

[Minimegamax]

Granted, but they all have STDs and they are dwarves

I wish I was finished with school

[Katchii]

Granted

But you find out that the field you studied in has no practical application in the real world, and now you're stuck with no job and student loans to pay off.

[Shodan]

I wish i had access to a crafted set that was as good stat wise as pvp gear ^_^

[tyden49]

I wish i had access to a crafted set that was as good stat wise as pvp gear ^_^

Granted but the gear costs an arm and a leg.

I wish I had Katy perry

[Deleted]

I wish I had Katy perry

Granted, but she dies in a fire. Thank god. *Cough*

I wish people weren't so obsessed with social networking and would stop integrated it into everything.

[sweepdeepsPL]

Granted, but she dies in a fire. Thank god. *Cough*

I wish people weren't so obsessed with social networking and would stop integrated it into everything.

Granted, but you can only meet people through those social networking sites.

I wish I didn't look retarded on my Skeletal Warhorse (I'm a Tauren)

[Cadwe]

Granted but now you look even more retarded becuase your now riding a fossil hawkstrider
i wish you could get the buster blade in game

[Garots]

Granted, but it's all scratched and you realize it sucks. (I'M BACK!)

I wish for Al Gore to visit my house!

[Krys]

Granted, but he won't stop talking about Global Warming and continually shows you his video everyday and never leaves.

I wish I didn't disconnect in-game whenever I'm in the middle of something important.

[Zoma]

Granted, you will only disconnect near the beginning or end of something important, as well as constantly during anything not important.

I wish to know how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[Deleted]

Granted, you will only disconnect near the beginning or end of something important, as well as constantly during anything not important.

I wish to know how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Granted, they do and they chuck it at you

I wish all my actions had no negative consequence

[Citrustree]

Granted, you will only disconnect near the beginning or end of something important, as well as constantly during anything not important.

I wish to know how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Granted, but wait! Why the fuck would a wood chuck chuck wood if he could fuck a wood chuck in the woods?


EDIT: Dammit, stupid cake made me late. Oh well

Granted, they do and they chuck it at you

I wish all my actions had no negative consequence

Granted, but all of your actions also don't have any positive consequences.
I wish I had a third eye, that could see through clothes on all of the female humans!

[Deleted]

Granted, they do and they chuck it at you

I wish all my actions had no negative consequence

Granted, but you spend rest of your life in coma.

i wish to spend rest of my life in coma.

[Prez-]

Granted, but you feel pain until you die.

I wish for it to be all good.

[Garots]

Granted, but it goes bad.

I wish I was good at a Priest.

[Deleted]

I wish I was good at a Priest.

Granted, but as soon as you get good at it Blizzard decides it'll be a good idea to revamp the entire class.

I wish mum would make the dinner faster.

[Siton]

Granted, but it's gonna taste horrible.

I wish chemistry was easy.