Granted: The world stops spinning and you are stuck in an eternal night.
Granted, but you will only have one.
I wish for my TV controller.
Granted, but you will forget to thaw them out when you pick them, and when you go to chop them, the knife will slide off the pepper and you will slice off your entire hand.
I wish for a new, high-end PC that will have no trouble playing any game I purchase, with a fast enough, unlimited Internet connection to download anything I want within minutes.
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Granted ... (can't really type anymore because we are all dead ... sorry)
Granted, but the music theme will be that of Barney, The Purple Dinosaur. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY ... and you will certainly want to destroy your own ear drums because of this.
I wish for protection from this song, so that it will never be played in my vicinity ... ever.
Edit: I like Askle's better ...
Last edited by Ballador; 2011-11-08 at 08:20 PM.
Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
His triumph proves him wise and brave.
But I send this message from beyond the grave.
I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
Your own wish now consumes you whole.
I wish for my ballad to be outdone.