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2011-02-16, 02:32 AM #21Legendary!
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Best of 5 years!
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2011-02-17, 12:09 AM #22The Patient
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Hmm is she trying to flirt with me, or does this have a more sinister purpose? Oh well, only one way to find out.
"Sure, why not."
And with that I laid down, and she poured the Nether Oil on my back, at first it was nice, and then it started to burn...
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2011-02-17, 12:20 AM #23Dreadlord
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As it burned, the scent of infected *censored* filled the air as Scrotie McBoogerballs walked in..
"With this costume, I'll get Asian girls for sure!"
- Judge Malthred revealing my avatar's inner thoughts
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2011-02-17, 12:22 AM #24Stood in the Fire
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Screaming "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY-!!!!" as he armed himself with...
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2011-02-17, 12:25 AM #25Bloodsail Admiral
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oddly enough, the children of the family I had passed on my travels already. His blue glowing eyes said that there was something wrong with this picture, as though the attempt of using a pair of children as one-handed weapons didn't give that away. As he charged at me, I knew that the only way I could survive was to... Originally Posted by Velossa
"It was the product of a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained." -Douglas Adams
2-2-2012. We shall always remember the day where Paladins ascended through the Light to become GODS. Originally Posted by nurabsal
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2011-02-17, 12:25 AM #26Blademaster
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Oh god, and for the first 6 posts or so it was going so well.
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2011-02-17, 12:26 AM #27The Patient
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i know! What is WRONG with the world! Originally Posted by Nightcloak
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2011-02-17, 01:11 AM #28High Overlord
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"turn and run for my life and not look back until i was safely back into the town of....." Originally Posted by Bane Falcon
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2011-02-17, 01:13 AM #29I am Murloc!
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Nevermind, ignore me. I'm a useless troll I guess.
Last edited by Viradiance; 2011-02-17 at 01:22 AM.
Steve Irwin died the same way he lived. With animals in his heart.
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2011-02-17, 01:18 AM #30High Overlord
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someone please ignore the post above me and go along with the damn story. or just delete it.
if your not going to go with the story or ruin it. just dont post. ty.
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2011-02-17, 01:24 AM #31High Overlord
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Until i was in the great and famed city of Stormwind.
I gazed upon the magnificent city, then it hit me.
"I'm a mage right? Time to go ask a guard for directions.."
So i walk up to this one gaurd, and he...
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2011-02-17, 02:35 AM #32High Overlord
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...and he doesn't look to be in a good mood. as i attempt to ask for directions he begins to tell me how he just finished a tour in vashj'ir and how things didn't go well. clearly not going to get an answer i decided the city can't be That different from in game. clearly i was wrong. as the game doesn't show the houses that all the hundreds of people that actually Live in Stormwind. so there i stood in the middle of stormwind completely lost... Originally Posted by Shadowscott
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2011-02-17, 07:08 PM #33Stood in the Fire
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..when suddenly a child comes running fast. He was holding a doll. Not too far away a little girl with blonde curly hair was comming the same way. She was yelling phrases like "stop him, he stole my dolly". As the noble warrior that I am, deffender of the weak, bringer of justice, deffender of a shattered world and kingslayer, I moved my feet a little enough to provoke the running kid to step on it and fall hardly into the ground. The little girl came closer, and after taking a look at his brother, her eyes opened wildly and she began to scream very hard. The boy in the ground had all his teeth broken, his face was covered in blood and scars so deep, not even his mother would recognize him. I picked up the goddamn doll and thow it to the river.
But almost instantly a couple of Stormwind's tuff guards surrounded me and escorted me into the stockades. On my way there....Last edited by grothezk; 2011-02-17 at 07:09 PM. Reason: typos
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2011-02-17, 11:45 PM #34The Patient
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The guy just came in from real life, he has nothing, he's not a warrior, and... yeah. Please. Can we make it like a real story? Originally Posted by grothezk
Thanks for contributing! Originally Posted by kinreal
As i looked around the gigantic city of Stormwind, i realized that there was no way I was going to find my way around and get to the king, until the Night elf Huntress, Sarah and her friends came along and looked at me, their eyes riddled with scorn for reasons i didn't know.
"Do you know how i can get to the king," I asked as nicely as i could.
"Go through the Old Town district, keep a hand on your weapon and your wallet while you're there, and then once you make it out, the palace of your arrogant king will be. Now if you'll excuse me, the girls and I are off to kill the elementals in the Stockades."
"Thank you!" I responded. "Do you think i can come after i talk to the king?"
"We have no use for YOUR kind with us"...Last edited by Kimaran; 2011-02-19 at 03:31 AM.
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2011-02-19, 03:32 AM #35The Patient
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Remember to try and keep the story going
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2011-02-19, 10:36 PM #36Field Marshal
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I frowned as the huntress and her friends walked away. "Why does everyone hate me so?" I walked casually through the streets, towards (I thought) the great palace the King lived in. After a few minutes of walking I suddenly became very drowsy and stumbled off a dock, into the canal...
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2011-02-20, 04:54 PM #37High Overlord
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You best not be dabbling in the dark magics, they be dangerous for the likes of you.!
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2011-02-22, 04:12 AM #38The Lightbringer
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As I closed my eyes and braced my self for impact of the cold waters against my naked frame.........I felt nothing, opening my eyes I see my reflection across the surely cholera infested waters, and my being floating atop the water. Originally Posted by Groovus
"Levitate" I whispered to my self.
Looking for the source of this spell my eyes land upon two worgen. One male clad in the formal attire that only a member of the house of Greymane could wear, and the other a priestess judging by the silk white robes she is wearing, and the likely source of the spell.
Shifting awkward in the air and failing to achieve balance. I notice the street is deserted, and the two worgen are walking casually over to me, across the water.
Nervously, I notice the corners of they're lips turn upwards in what appears to be a smile. Though one of malicious intent or otherwise I can't tell.
Once both are infront of me, the male's mouth opens to.......Last edited by Pud'n; 2011-02-22 at 10:43 PM.
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2011-03-15, 06:51 PM #39Deleted
Yell at me. "Oh dude, why can't i go to the movies and watch Vampires Suck"?
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2011-03-17, 12:12 AM #40Banned
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Thats when i felt the first kick.Shit! I thought. As i began to remember is was within a dream. I slowly stood up from my fallen chair inside of my hotel room. I walked over to the dresser spotting the others still asleep with the dream world. As I grabbed for the water atop the dresser, i began to notice the water spread from the center, to the outside of the glass. (much like in jurassic park). As I turned to look out the window, the loud thumps began even louder, and as soon as my head turned around towards the window I saw Godzilla! i then began to yell "GODZILLA!", followed by a girlish scream. And then... Originally Posted by Robinhoodexe
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