If I only knew what I know now. I'd still end up stupid drunk and at a dance club and no way of getting home. Thank you world of no cell phones. I would tap so much ass back then but I think I'd still be shy. I would still suck at dancing even though I know gangam style lol. My mullet would be considered retro but probably not. My black pointy shoes and long black hair would rock your world but you'd probably hate the Cure.
OMG I miss the 80's.