It’s been a long break but we are back with a new set of ground rules. As always anyone is allowed to contribute to the story but can only contribute once a day so that the story doesn’t grow 20 pages in an afternoon.
No character get killed without my approval, you can PM me if you had an idea and I’ll give the yay or nay on the topic.
No characters get added without approval as well. A problem we’ve had in the last few Diaries are story hijackers, none of that this time please.
Please keep I mind the time-line they are in and adjust lore and other factions heroes to roughly around that time, it’s going to be some huge adjustments but since we so drastically altered the universe in the first 3 Diaries we needed to mix it up.
Lastly keep is fresh and funny and have fun with it.
So without further hesitation I give you.
Rhonin Diaries IV: Retcon
The hour was late and Rhonin was having a tough time getting to sleep usually this was due to the shine off his hair which made the room glow like a sunset but not this night, tonight his thoughts had filled with the events of the last few years, the friends he had made and lost the glorious women he had shared his seed with and the defeat of 100’s of villains in typical Rhonin glory.
“ Finally “ he thought to himself a few years of peace would be perfect. “ Go to sleep dear “ Vereesa turned to him, her soothing voice offering reassurance. “ Don’t f’n tell me what to do “ Rhonin raised his backhand and gestured to Vereesa. “ WAIT Did you hear that? “ Rhonin questioned. Vereesa who had been covering her face lowered her hands “ Uhmm no? “
“ Someone is outside “ he snarled darted out of bed and skidded down the banister as if riding a pony only to do a somersault at the end and land in a ninja type pose. His eyes peered around the room and seen that the front door was open. “ Assassin “ he mumbled, Rhonin was not scared of Assassin’s because usually assassins checked under their beds at night for Rhonin not the other way around.
“ This will draw you out “ Rhonin chuckled “ FLAME WREATH “ he snarled as he cast the spell, glowing flames filled the room laying still waiting. Rhonin knew as soon as someone moved Ka-BOOm. 2 hours went by and nothing… Rhonin was growing tired from not being able to move “ FML what a dumb spell to cast “ he grunted out.
“ Agreed “ came another voice in the room, it was enough to startle Rhonin into moving.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Rhonin picked himself off the ground, robes smoldering from the flame, he quickly patted out a fire that had started on his sleeve. He turned to see a Gnome sitting in a chair. “ Look sweetheart, my wife is upstairs and I don’t do home calls, if your looking for some Rhonification you have to book an appointment like everyone else. “ That’s not why I’m here you clown “ she replied as she hopped off the chair.
“ The name is Chromie, I represent the bronze dragonflight it has come to our knowledge that the Infinite dragonflight has put plans In motion to kill you in the past. They hope to prevent your actions at the War of the Ancients and all other novels and stories you have tainted. “ But why? “ he replied puzzled
“ Simple.. your the single strongest being around, most of the bad guys don’t care to much for you. “ Chromie retorted.
“ Okay so what is the plan? “ he asked
“ Were sending you back to Highschool only this time you won’t be going as you, we will disguise you so that the you of that time doesn’t realize it and cause a paradox. Your goal will be to sniff out the Infinite or any other forces trying to kill you. We need to make way to the Caverns of time so that I may properly send you there “
“ That place is a dingy desert, I’ve got my own way to get back there. “ Rhonin smirked. “ How that’s not possible we the bronze control the timelines “ Chromie replied.
“ Rookie n00b follow me “ as he beckoned Chromie to follow him. Rhonin led her into a room that had what appears to be a toilet and hottub. “ Look if your about to take a crunch I’m out of.. “ “ SHHHH “ Rhonin interrupted as he began to fill the tub with water.
“ Is this a Hot Tub Time machine? “ she questioned.
Rhonin faced the camera’s and winked. Rhonin adjusted the dials to the coordinates needed to send him back to Highschool and turned it on and hopped in.
“ I’m going back to back to cali cali “ Rhonin sang as lights filled the room and with a huge flash of light he was gone. “ Good Luck “ Chromie whispered
Rhonin woke up hours later and looked around at his surroundings… they were all black and he realized he was confined in like a coffin type thing. Panicked he kicked forward blowing the door off the locker and fell out on to the ground.
“ Holy #%^ are you okay? “ a cute human brunette girl ran to him. “ Having a tough first day? “ she asked “ You could say that “ Rhonin replied taking her hand and standing up. “ My name is Six I’m a freshman as well perhaps we can stick together. Highschool can be rough. “
Rhonin smiled, “ I’d like that very much he replied “ “ So… what’s your name “ Six questioned
“ You can call me ____________ “