Granted, she's now a perfect cook that only cooks human for dinner.
I wish I had a magical pet floating head that I could fly around the universe with.
Granted, but the head is really annoying and never shuts up.
I wish I had photographic memory.
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Granted, you can now perfectly memorize photographs. However, unless you see something in a photograph, you are completely unable to retain any sort of memory or knowledge about it.
I wish I had perfect teeth.
Granted, according to my sense of perfection, you now have teeth with the same size of fingers.
I wish I could be a Jedi. :P
Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.
I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted.
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Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Granted, but you get the one in the middle.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Get Along Gang-ShadowsongUS (Disbanded)
~Alanaria~:::Cyclønite:::Thelek
Granted, you're fired.
I wish I was a large Tarantula.
It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3What's this BBY thing? D:
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Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.
Granted, you're now transparent, but the government abducts you.
I wish I owned a successful haunted house that was open year round.
Probably, but I can think of a lot of things that could be worse for a mediocre Jedi. ^^Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.
Granted, your computer is now powered by a treadmill.I wish I could lose weight as I played wow.
I wish I had a rocket made of pure carbon that could smash through planets.
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Granted, but then you step on a lego shortly after your wish.
I wish I can survive without food, water, and air.
Granted, but they key is broken.
I wish I was dancing in the moonlight.
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