if texas is so pro life and all

[Sells]

then it's not insanity, its in ability to read. abortion isn't related to the death penalty - because abortion isnt killing someone.

but the opposition to abortion based on the its life argument, is directly related to the ending of life.

of course personally i think a better example to show why its stupid would be, if texas is so pro-fetus-life, then why arent they investigating most women for manslaughter, since so many pregnancies end in miscarriage.

In your opinion, its not killing someone. A LOT of people do not agree with you, and you cannot simply say "I am right and you are wrong!" on this issue. It is literally impossible.

Miscarriages are beyond anyones control, why would you charge someone with manslaughter? That literally makes no sense either. Comparing them in any way is simply asinine.

[Schmeebs]

Vote regressive.

Against abortion, for killing babies.

[Sells]

This will probably come as a massive shock to people, but republicans are not like the bad guys in a saturday morning cartoon. They are not all nutjobs, and bringing emotion into it and saying "Zomg all republicans are evile and stupid and think science is wrong!" just makes you look silly.

The leaders of both parties are terrible people (in my opinion) that do not follow what the people really want at all, but thats for another topic.

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As an aside, I have not even voted since..2000. Not even local elections. Why? Because none of the people running are even HALF what I would like them to be, and I do not subscribe to the "lesser of two evils" theory. I voted for Bush back then, mainly because my family was, and I had literally zero faith in Al Gore (Even less in him now!) if I could go back to then? I wouldnt have voted then either.

[Caitlyne]

In your opinion, its not killing someone. A LOT of people do not agree with you, and you cannot simply say "I am right and you are wrong!" on this issue. It is literally impossible.

and did i say that? no, so yours is still inability to read

Miscarriages are beyond anyones control, why would you charge someone with manslaughter? That literally makes no sense either. Comparing them in any way is simply asinine.

how do you know it is beyond control? if a pregnant women beats herself in the belly and then had a miscarriage you dont think she might have caused it?

how do you know if wasn't something she ate or drank or smoked? miscarriages often happened by themselves, just like people die by themselves. but we dont investigate them equally, which is fine, but pro-life people dont argue we should, and thats hypocritical

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This will probably come as a massive shock to people, but republicans are not like the bad guys in a saturday morning cartoon

well then you should probably tell them to stop acting like it

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[Sells]

I honestly think you are being intentionally obtuse now. Coming up with then expanding parameters, telling me I cannot read, all that.

They don't act like that, you just cling to the two or three people that act like jackasses, and say all republicans are the worst people on the planet. You really do not help your cause in anyway by saying things like that, you look like an extremist :\

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You still have not even replied to any of my arguments, you are just coming back to insult me. Please if you are going to keep doing so at least make it more interesting?

[Orbitus]

I honestly think you are being intentionally obtuse now. Coming up with then expanding parameters, telling me I cannot read, all that.

They don't act like that, you just cling to the two or three people that act like jackasses, and say all republicans are the worst people on the planet. You really do not help your cause in anyway by saying things like that, you look like an extremist :\

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You still have not even replied to any of my arguments, you are just coming back to insult me. Please if you are going to keep doing so at least make it more interesting?

When the front of the Republican party, IE the people that have been elected for the Republicans, say batshit STUPID stuff like Rick Perry is pushing for, then it gets to be that that's how people view the party. And its not just 2 or 3, its about a couple dozen out of all the congressmen and senators. Apparently the Republican party thinks that abortion causes cancer. Especially when you have stupid stuff that has been said by say Marco Rubio in there. A supposed presidential candidate, Rubio said that Evolution is still out to get Jesus, all I can say is LOL?

60 Epically hilarious quotes from the Republican party. Some old some recent.
1. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush
2. ”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele
3. “When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.” ~ Richard M. Nixon
4. “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
5. ”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
6. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (sic) ~ George W. Bush
7. “Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell
8. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” ~ George W. Bush
9. “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell
10. “Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan
11. “How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen… because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’” ~ Rev. John Hage
12. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort
13. “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” ~ George W. Bush
14. “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan
15. “[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.” ~ Mike Huckabee
16. ”I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
17. “I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld
18. “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so… what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better.” ~ Andre Bauer
19. ”Well, I learned a lot….I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You’d be surprised. They’re all individual countries.” ~ Ronald Reagan
20. “We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)
21. “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
22. ”Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.” ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx
23. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” ~ George W. Bush
24. What I don’t know is what the unexpected might be.” ~ John McCain
25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
26. ”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ~ Pat Robertson
27. “President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale.”~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress
28. “Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.” ~ Rick Perry
29. “You can always follow me on Tweeter.” ~ Rick Perry
30. “Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks, if you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself!” ~ Herman Cain
31. “From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.” ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010
32. “I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.” ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments
33. “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But I didn’t live in this century.” ~ Vice President Dan Quayle
34. “The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.” ~ Herman Cain
35. “I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.” ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesn’t cause mental retardation.)
36. “These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.” ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.
37. “This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture….I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.” ~ Glenn Beck
38. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” ~ George W.Bush
39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft
40. “What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.” ~ Vice President Dan Quayle
41. “Michele Bachmann… I’m not going to say it. I’m not going to say it…. Tutti-frutti. I know I’m going to get in trouble!” ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which he’d compare his primary competitors.
42. “When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.” ~ Glenn Beck
43. ”I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
44. “I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle
45. “He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.” ~ Jerry Falwell’s warning to parents that “Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay
46. “The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” ~ Rep. Lamar Smith
47. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
48. “If Lincoln were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)
49. “Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?” ~ Rick Santorum
50. “I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” ~ Mitt Romney
51. “I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” ~ Mitt Romney
52. “I’m ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions and they’re already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say, you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” ~ Herman Cain
53. “They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.” ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)
54. “If you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.” ~ Spiro Agnew
55. “Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.”” ~ Orrin Hatch
56. “I went to a number of women’s groups and said: ‘Can you help us find folks,’ and they brought us whole binders full of women.” ~ Mitt Romney
57. “We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.” ~ Mitt Romney
58. “We need a leader, not a reader.” ~ Herman Cain
59. “How do you say ‘delicious’ in Cuban?” ~ Herman Cain
60. ”A poet once said, ‘Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.’” ~ Herman Cain, using the theme song of the Pokemon movie in the closing statement of the first GOP debate in 201

[urasim]

In your opinion, its not killing someone. A LOT of people do not agree with you, and you cannot simply say "I am right and you are wrong!" on this issue. It is literally impossible.

Miscarriages are beyond anyones control, why would you charge someone with manslaughter? That literally makes no sense either. Comparing them in any way is simply asinine.

You can easily cause a miscarriage, and no one will be the wiser. You can cause a miscarriage by exercising, taking caffeine, smoking, disease, among other causes... Hell, there are some cases where the cause of the miscarriage is unknown.

Who is going to investigate this? Are you willing to support jail time for this? Are you willing to spend even more tax dollars on each investigation? How do you even determine if they are natural causes or if there is any wrong doing in the first place? How do you sentence people who smoke during pregnancy?

How do you think the females will feel if you're accusing them of murder? Many, if not all, of them are innocent.

There is something like 500,000 to 600,000 miscarriages every year (sources vary). That's a lot of research needed for each case to determine no wrong doing was involved.

To say all miscarries are beyond control is silly. Education helps prevent some of the miscarries (smoking, caffeine, ect).

[Deleted]

Do not try to reason with republicans. Guns are good, killing people that kill people is okay... but white_wizard_in_the_sky forbid we destroy embryos.

yup the logic is retarded at best.

[StaeleAilar]

One word. Procastination.

Let it be born and grow up and then they'll happily kill it. Because it makes sense right?

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47. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

this is the most idiotic statement ive ever seen.

[Cthulhu 2020]

47. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

this is the most idiotic statement ive ever seen.

Republican politicians are known to be INCREDIBLY inept at even a rudimentary, even elementary understanding of science. The fundamentalists shun it with all their might.

[oblivionx]

It's funny how threads like this one, where all the lefties converge to create an attack thread, are allowed to persist.

The converse type of thread is closed within 2 pages.

[Grizzly Willy]

Is there? In nature there is no rights. Strong kill the weak.

Sure. It just means that the constitution is wrong and that there are no rights that are unalienable.

[Cthulhu 2020]

It's funny how threads like this one, where all the lefties converge to create an attack thread, are allowed to persist.

The converse type of thread is closed within 2 pages.

You're extremely selective about which threads you read if you feel this way.

[Lylandra]

47. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

this is the most idiotic statement ive ever seen.

oh sure, let her try it out... put her into a room with 24% oxygen and 76% carbon dioxide. Let's see how long she survives...

[Catta]

[Deleted]

Ah, another state on the Bible Belt.

[Catta]

They're pro-life for innocent babies not shithead criminals. I don't see any problem with the distinction.

Because if you claim you are pro-life and you arent then its disingenuous

[Kamata]

You are seriously comparing the natural occurrence of miscarriages to a DR giving you a posion to kill your unborn child/fetus? Seriously, please for the sake of my sanity, tell me you made this remark to be snarky or to troll.

I am dead serious. Do you not care about zygotes that fail to implant into the uterus, which then proceed to die? You don't want that to stop? You seriously don't care about them? And do you really think women get abortions without grieving? I'm sure some really don't care, but you have no idea how painful it is for women to terminate a life which is growing within them, whether because they cannot safely carry the baby to term, it was conceived via rape or incest, the baby is not viable, or they cannot provide the baby with a good life.

DEATHETERNAL seems to think us ladies all just go out to get abortions for shits'n'giggles, and I am sick of that BS. I know that many women receive them out of care and love for a child and desire to avoid forcing another living thing to endure suffering because it is completely nonviable such that it cannot survive beyond birth.

[SirPiken]

60 things i Copied and Pasted from people who self identify a members of the Republican party. Some old some recent.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required." - Sheryl Crow on her top priorities
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - Joe Biden on multicultural communities
"Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" - Joy Behar on political correctness
"I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?" - Then Senator Barack Obama on geography
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - Rep. Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people
"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - Bill Clinton the habits of different races.
"The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." - Joe Biden on counting
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Sen. Barbara Boxer on the thoughts of the dead
"A zebra does not change its spots." - VP. Al Gore on zoology
"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." - Nancy Pelosi's funniest quote
"This liberal is all about socializing- umm I mean…" - Rep. Maxime Waters letting her tongue slip
"I don't know what the word is in Austrian." - Barack Obama thinking that Austrian is a language
"Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south." - Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee on geography
"Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today." - Barack Obama on dead people
"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security." — Obama foreign policy adviser Richard Danzig
"Therefore I believe in White Supremacy." - Then-Senator Clinton on her social views
"What? You don't trust me?" - Senator Claire McCaskill just before receiving a resounding "NO!" from the crowd
"Hilary Clinton might have been a better pick than me." - Vice President Joe Biden on self-esteem
"The man who will be the next President of the United States, Barack America!" - Then-Senator Joe Biden on his running mate's name
"John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith." - Then-Senator Barack Obama making a shocking confession
"It (marijuana) will still be legal under federal law." Senator Dianne Feinstein claiming that marijuana is legal
"20,000 jobs is really not that many jobs." Rep. Jan Schakowsky on why she is against the Keystone Pipeline
"We need the breast and the brightest to- umm the best and the brightest…" Sen. Ted Kennedy on female anatomy
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." Then-Senator Barack Obama on his tax plan
"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." Obama while in Kansas City
"Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed." Obama on a storm that killed 12 people
"God rest her soul. And, although- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul!" Biden on sensitivity
"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions!" Obama being overworked by reporters
"I bowled a 129. It's like- It was like the Special Olympics." Obama making fun of an organization for people with Down Syndrome
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." Biden pointing out that African Americans are not articulate
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." Obama on a region plaguing itself
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." Biden on statistics
"[My grandmother] is a typical white person." Obama generalizing Caucasians
"This is my last election. After my election, I have more flexibility." Obama putting politics before his country to President Medvedev of Russia
"What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that's what I'm hearing.' Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life." DNC and Obama adviser Hilary Rosen attacking motherhood
"Well, I haven't seen the records. I haven't seen Hilary Rosen; I personally know three Hilary Rosen's, so I don't know that this Hilary Rosen is the one we're talking about." White House Press Secretary Jay Carney blatantly lying to reporters
"Many of my students don't know that I'm second lady of the United States… because, you know, it's a community college." Second Lady Jill Biden saying that community college students are less informed
"The private sector is doing fine." - Obama as 23 million Americans are out of work
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore
"I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs." - Wanda Skyes shows her caring nature towards Rush Limbaugh
"I think religion is a neurological disorder." - Bill Maher on Christianity
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." - Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry
"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." - Former Arizona Governer Wesley Bolin
"Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again" - Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail
"The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." - Former California Governer Jerry Brown
"If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq." - Congressman Charlie Rangel on the troops who fight to keep us safe
"Stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you!" - Joe Biden speaking to Sen. Chuck Graham who is wheelchair bound
"It probably wouldn’t be good for our economy for a bunch of these jobs to come back because, there’s no way that people could be getting paid a living wage on some of these jobs — at least in order to be competitive in an international setting." - President Barack Obama on outsourced jobs
"But resist we much. We must, and we will much- about that- be committed." - Al Sharpton during a teleprompter malfunction
"If you've got a business, you didn't build that! Someone else made that happen!" - Obama's view on entreprenuers and small business.
"The USSR was not communism, it was bureaucratic capitalism." - Occupy Wall Street protester trying to convice a former USSR citizen that it was a failed capitalist nation.
"I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died." Obama campaign deputy adviser Stephanie Cutter before a telephone conference reveals that she completely knew when Mrs. Soptic got sick and died, also revealing that she lied about her connection to the Priorities USA Super PAC.
"You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!" - Rosie O'Donnell while on ABC's The View
"O-I-H-O" - Barack Obama misspelling Ohio
"And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for." - President Obama possibly being sarcastic
"President Obamaaa, with the AUTO RESCUE, ya know he SAAAVED more than 1 MILLion Ameerican JOBS! But it wasn't just Michigan! Hey hey hey! In COLORADO!... ALL ACROSS AMERICAAAA! WHY!?!?!!?!? (Punches air four times)" - A presumably intoxicated Jennifer Granholm at the Democratic National Conventioon
"Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do." - Joe Biden making a shocking confession during a speech
"My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often." - Chris Matthews after hearing a speech from Barack Obama
"Keep Obama in President!" - The original Obama Phone lady using her outstanding grammar
"There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day." - Joe Biden on Barack Obama
"I'm so glad we had that storm last week." - Chris Matthews on Hurricane Sandy, a storm that killed at least ninety people
“First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama!” - Jamie Foxx on President Obama
"Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong." - Chris Matthews on President Obama, apparently unaware of the fact that Obama smoked pot in high school
“I mean, when you think about it, it’s ‘bombs bursting in air,’ ‘rocket’s red glare,’ it’s all kinds of — you know a lot of national anthems are that way, too — all kinds of military jargon, and the land — there’s only one phrase ‘the land of the free,’ which is kind of nice, and ‘the home of the brave?’ I don’t know….Are we the only ones who are brave on the planet? I mean, all the brave people live here I mean, it’s just stupid, I think. I’m embarrassed, I’m embarrassed every time I hear it.” - Former CNN and MSNBC anchor, Bill Press on our national anthem
"It's a free country. I wish it weren't." - Massachusetts Governer, Deval Patrick
"In about 18 months from now, hopefully [gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen] will have sent Nikki Haley back to wherever the hell she came from!" - South Carolina Democratic Party chair Dick Harpootlian making a racial remark about his American-born Indian governor
"I forgot he [Barack Obama] was black tonight for an hour."— Chris Matthews
"This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives." - Daily Show creator Lizz Winstead on a tornado that devastated Moore, Oklahoma

See I can copy and paste stupid crap too.