https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...lfriend-in-leg
Feb 24, Florida Man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in the leg.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...lfriend-in-leg
Feb 24, Florida Man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in the leg.
May 21
Florida Man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarr...from_168438881
My birthday (January 28th) had an interesting few, but I didn't find anything on my roommate's birthday (May 10th).
"Auto-correct is my worst enema."
(July 30) Florida man casually brings alligator along on beer run
lol...
Winner Winner chicken Dinner.
Florida Man Steals a Butt Plug Because He Was Too Embarrassed to Buy It
https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/12/florida-man-steals-adult-toy
“The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.
Naked Floridaman punching cars.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...208994604.html
The Easter Bunny attack was a Floridaman too.
5th November
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches
https://eu.news-press.com/story/news...es/1928101002/
19 November:
Florida man allegedly has sex with miniature horse 4 times.
https://abc30.com/florida-man-allege...times/4722962/
Dragonflight Summary, "Because friendship is magic"
Heh am I th only one with a kind Florida man September 7
Florida man gives last generator to stranger who’s father is on oxygen
http://www.kansas.com/news/nation-wo...171918777.html
...
And of course this one also popped up
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...re/1228241002/
But really who doesn’t bake nude and drunk in their own home
Florida man tries to escape police by jumping head-first through closed window
https://www.circa.com/story/2018/12/...-closed-window
dec 12
Nov 27th
Reported on my birthday
Florida man punched, squeezed life out of baby
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/11/27...life-out-baby/
Occurred on my birthday..maybe
https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2018/...bbing-woman-o/
Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato
I live in Florida and this sounds about right.
10850k (10c 20t) @ all-core 5GHz @ 1.250v | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra Gaming | 32GB DDR4 3200 | 1TB M.2 OS/Game SSD | 4TB 7200RPM Game HDD | 10TB 7200 RPM Storage HDD | ViewSonic XG2703-GS - 27" IPS 1440p 165Hz Native G-Sync | HP Reverb G2 VR Headset
10850k (10c 20t) @ all-core 5GHz @ 1.250v | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra Gaming | 32GB DDR4 3200 | 1TB M.2 OS/Game SSD | 4TB 7200RPM Game HDD | 10TB 7200 RPM Storage HDD | ViewSonic XG2703-GS - 27" IPS 1440p 165Hz Native G-Sync | HP Reverb G2 VR Headset
Reminder that Florida is objectively the best state in the country.
https://www.freedominthe50states.org/
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-...king-doorbell/
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell
Feb 14th
oh Florida man ^^ you kinky loon.
#boycottchina
The adventures of Florida Man. I love it!
It's high noon.
Personality: INTJ