Hey, good one! Do you do stand-up professionally? I'm assuming you must, because that was absolutely hilarious.
The only thing WoW's developers care about is making their life easier. They don't give a toss about making the game fun, intuitive, or creative. And they certainly don't care about giving players options or letting them play how they want to play.
"The WoW devs do care." Ha! You're great.