Best WoW yo momma jokes!

[Spikeydeath]

yo mommas such a geek she plays wow

[Klypto]

Your momma's so fat she tripped and caused the Sundering.

Your momma's so fat she sat on Gilneas and sank it into the sea.

[Skvadrin]

yo mamma is so fat the titans use her as a bowling ball, and Ulduar's formation ground is the lane.

[Prince Arthas Menethil]

Yo Momma is so fat!Even frostmourne wasnt that hungry.

[Lothrandir]

Your mama is so fat, when we buff her kings Norhtrend sinks 3 meters.

[Maegord]

The only good "Yo momma" joke is when someone else makes one. Like this.

Player 1: >Insert bad yo momma joke here<
Player 2: Yo momma is so dumb she laughed at that joke.

[muto]

Your momma is so ugly she makes Princess Theradras look good.

Your momma is so fat she makes Deathwings chin look puny.

Your momma is so fat it took a parachute, safe fall, levitate, and slow fall just for her to make it to the ground safely.

[Elica]

Yo momma is so yo momma, yo momma momma yo mamma.

[Shalaman]

Yo momma is so fat she took dalaran down

[CrenVerdis]

and for "ze german" ones:

"Lass meine Mama aus dem Spiel, dann lass ich deine aus'm Keller!"

It's a counter to yo mama jokes in german but it doesn't work quite well in english i guess



"No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough"

[RedMageNeko]

"Yo momma so fat, when you take her to ToC the entire raid skips straight to Anub."

"Yo momma so damn thin she made Kel'Thuzad go "DAMN YOU ONE BONEY BITCH!"."

"Yo momma such a skank they even banned her from Goldshire!"

[Lethill]

Yo' mamma's so fat, at level 18 she learns Aspect of the Whale.

[Zalmanusa]

http://www.wowhead.com/quest=13011

[Deleted]

Yo moomma is so fat that Path of Frost dosent keep her above water!

[Weck]

Your momma's so fat, that when a rogue needs to gouge her and is behind her, he needs to use 2 sprint cooldowns. 8)

[The_Harvan]

Yo mamma's so fat even Ghostcrawler couldn't nerf her.

[Kobomino]

Yo mamma is so fat that she need entire raid to summon her.

Yo mamma is so fat that she needed two mages and a alchemist to get her though the portal, a mage to make portal, alchemist lube up the portal and mage on the other side conjour food to lure her in.

OFF TOPIC: yo mamma is so fat that when she got cremated, she delayed all European flights.

[Deleted]

Your mom is so fat, when i saw her, i died from fatigue.

[Health]

Your momma's so fat, I gave her Blessing of Kings and Northrend sank 20 metres deeper into the sea.

[shade3891]

Your momma is so fat vendors wont sell her any mounts