If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[May90]

So I deleted my dating account just to be with you guys

Love priorities ^^

Picked one of us already?

[Deleted]

Picked one of us already?

Yes

I'll announce the winner of "One Hot Minute With Viv" during New Year's EVE, so stay tuned

[CptEgo]

Okay, how the fuck is this retarded thread still going?

[Deleted]

Okay, how the fuck is this retarded thread still going?

You're not helping it die down..

[May90]

Yes

I'll announce the winner of "One Hot Minute With Viv" during New Year's EVE, so stay tuned

You mean the Assyrian New Year, right?

Okay, how the fuck is this retarded thread still going?

Compared to the Gun Law thread, this one is far from retarded.

[Deleted]

You mean the Assyrian New Year, right?


Compared to the Gun Law thread, this one is far from retarded.

Julianan ^^

[May90]

Julianan ^^

Oh, okay... Hope whoever you've chosen is still available by then!

[Deleted]

Oh, okay... Hope whoever you've chosen is still available by then!

If not I'll have to assisinate the foolish spouse in cold blood

[Azadina]

So I deleted my dating account just to be with you guys

Love priorities ^^

Whyyyy?? You deserve some nice lady for yourself <3

[May90]

If not I'll have to assisinate the foolish spouse in cold blood

But cats have only hot blood. Your plan is faulty!

[Deleted]

Whyyyy?? You deserve some nice lady for yourself <3

And that nice lady deserves a nice lady too. I´m not quite there yet

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But cats have only hot blood. Your plan is faulty!

What about zerglings?

[Azadina]

And that nice lady deserves a nice lady too. I´m not quite there yet

Pfftt! You are very nice lady Go remake the profile! ^^

[May90]

What about zerglings?

Our blood is also hot, but acidic too. Regardless, I won't kill on your behalf!

[Deleted]

Pfftt! You are very nice lady Go remake the profile! ^^

No.

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Our blood is also hot, but acidic too. Regardless, I won't kill on your behalf!

Too bad, I always want a lil lapdoggie

[Azadina]

No.

/10chars

But but... Don't ragequit like I did with the chat thingy!

[May90]

Too bad, I always want a lil lapdoggie

Don't worry, I sent my friend Lilly the Ling in a box your way! Wait... I'm getting a call from the delivery company.
...
Uh oh, looks like she has started evolving into a Baneling. Be careful when opening the box.

[Deleted]

But but... Don't ragequit like I did with the chat thingy!

I actually asked someone on a forum for feedback about my profile. She really gave me a lot of tips and reading them all gave me this overwhelming feeling of "This.is.so.much.work". Online its a lot more about selling yourself and taking the initiative (esp with queer women dating) and it just feels contrived to do it. Sure it'd love to meet someone but I also have a bucketlist of RL things I want to explore, who knows what might happen there

PS: Not gonna Tinder either, dont worry :P

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Don't worry, I sent my friend Lilly the Ling in a box your way! Wait... I'm getting a call from the delivery company.
...
Uh oh, looks like she has started evolving into a Baneling. Be careful when opening the box.

I'm wearing a gasmask in preparation

Hey there Lilly!

[Azadina]

I actually asked someone on a forum for feedback about my profile. She really gave me a lot of tips and reading them all gave me this overwhelming feeling of "This.is.so.much.work". Online its a lot more about selling yourself and taking the initiative (esp with queer women dating) and it just feels contrived to do it. Sure it'd love to meet someone but I also have a bucketlist of RL things I want to explore, who knows what might happen there

PS: Not gonna Tinder either, dont worry :P

Oh, I see. I do hope things work out for you in the end

[Deleted]

Oh, I see. I do hope things work out for you in the end

If not then I sure hope I cherish the rest of my life ^^

[May90]

I actually asked someone on a forum for feedback about my profile. She really gave me a lot of tips and reading them all gave me this overwhelming feeling of "This.is.so.much.work". Online its a lot more about selling yourself and taking the initiative (esp with queer women dating) and it just feels contrived to do it. Sure it'd love to meet someone but I also have a bucketlist of RL things I want to explore, who knows what might happen there

PS: Not gonna Tinder either, dont worry :P

I didn't have much trouble creating my profile last Saturday, but I don't really understand how I am supposed to act. As a guy, I guess I am expected to make the first move. But I just don't know how to make it. For example, I'm reading a profile of a girl from Chicago; she seems to have pretty much the same interests as me, similar lifestyle, etc. I would feel really awkward saying something like this, "Hi, I've noticed we have a lot of similar interests. Want to chat on Skype?". Perhaps I need to get out of my head and just go for it...

I'm wearing a gasmask in preparation

Hey there Lilly!

Just, when you pet her, try not to press on her too much. Also, I don't recommend drinking lemon juice while around her. Both acts have a potential to become explosive!