Which Overwatch heroes would you make gay/lesbian/bi/attack helicopter?

[Mormolyce]

Let's go there! We haven't talked about this one in a while, and with some lore coming out in the form of shorts and comics we might even see the answer to this. Good time for idle speculation.

Blizzard DID say that there would be some gay/etc characters in Overwatch. Of course when we get details of who likes what naughty bits is completely unknown, maybe we'll just have to guess - so let's! Just for fun. Feel free to include squicky slashes as well.

The current cast of Overwatch:

Offence
Genji
McCree
Pharah
Reaper
Soldier
Tracer

Defence
Bastion
Junkrat
Hanzo
Mei
Torbjörn
Widowmaker

Tank
D.Va
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Winston
Zarya

Support
Lúcio
Mercy
Symmetra
Zenyatta


I've been thinking Reaper might be an interesting choice...

[medievalman1]

Why must sexual preference come into games like this in the first place?

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Why must sexual preference come into games like this in the first place?

Because pushing for the social advocation of all gender preferences is apparently the politically correct thing to do nowadays.

OT: Bastion is a robot, so he/she/it/whatever is... robosexual? No, anyone he got together with would be robosexual.

So the question is: who would you ship Bastion with?

[Soulwind]

Because pushing for the social advocation of all gender preferences is apparently the politically correct thing to do nowadays.

OT: Bastion is a robot, so he/she/it/whatever is... robosexual? No, anyone he got together with would be robosexual.

So the question is: who would you ship Bastion with?

Genji.






Or GlaDOS.

[zito]

Why must sexual preference come into games like this in the first place?

Because sexual preference in games is always apparent except nobody thinks about because the norm is "straight" the second someone says "what about a gay character" then people start crying that sexual preference shouldn't come into games then they go back to fucking a hooker on GTA5

It adds personality, story and lore that's why

Now OT, going by blizzards track records. Since the majority of people who play their games are horny men it will most likely be a lesbian because I don't believe they have done anything other than lesbians in their games (even in wow) and it'll probably be mei.

[Mormolyce]

Because pushing for the social advocation of all gender preferences is apparently the politically correct thing to do nowadays.

OT: Bastion is a robot, so he/she/it/whatever is... robosexual? No, anyone he got together with would be robosexual.

So the question is: who would you ship Bastion with?

Ganymede of course.

Why must sexual preference come into games like this in the first place?

Good point. Let's remove all heterosexual relationships from games.

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Now OT, going by blizzards track records. Since the majority of people who play their games are horny men it will most likely be a lesbian because I don't believe they have done anything other than lesbians in their games (even in wow) and it'll probably be mei.

Surely it's Zarya!

I wouldn't object to Mei though...

[Very Tired]

I think it's pretty obvious Tracer and Winston have a thing.

[Donald Hellscream]

Bastion is making sweet love to D.Va. Or her mech atleast.

[Tackhisis]

Blizzard DID say that there would be some gay/etc characters in Overwatch.

Yuck. That's just stupid.

[Mormolyce]

I think it's pretty obvious Tracer and Winston have a thing.

*Insert banana joke here*

Yuck. That's just stupid.

Blizzard confirms some Overwatch characters will be heterosexual.

Community outraged!

[Tenris]

Bastion could turn into an attack helicopter so does that mean he sexually identifies as one?

[Fus Ro Yay]

Genji has a hard on for apache attack helicopters.

bastion is omnisexual. he loves everything.

[Deleted]

Torbjorn and Bastion.

Will you be my turret?

[whyohwhy]

Why must sexual preference come into games like this in the first place?

Well because if you want to have well fleshed out characters sexuality is a part of who a person is.

Unless you want more 2d characters like the ones who inhabit the warcraft/diablo/starcraft universes.

[Arrashi]

I want roadhog to make fury road out of winston ass in 20 minute long cutscene.

[Deleted]

Well because if you want to have well fleshed out characters sexuality is a part of who a person is.

Unless you want more 2d characters like the ones who inhabit the warcraft/diablo/starcraft universes.

But then again this is Blizzard, who plays it safer than Disney, so fat chance of that.

[whyohwhy]

But then again this is Blizzard, who plays it safer than Disney, so fat chance of that.

Yeah we had khadgar being one of the main characters in this expansion and babies shit out poos with more character than him so maybe i hope for too much

[Cannibalus]

No1 gives a shit except like 2 people.

[Axphism]

None, because that's fucking stupid.

[whyohwhy]

No1 gives a shit except like 2 people.

I dunno i know lots of people who like playing games with interesting characters and writing. Hopefully this isn't going to be some COD/TF2 Clone.