Originally Posted by
Vector Sigma
Back when I still played, I played exclusively as a tank. Whenever I was bored and went into a dungeon just to help others out, EVERY time I heard a healer start shouting at me to go fast before we've even started, I would go out of my way to go as slow as I could. If the healer would try to be slick and run ahead and pull a few more groups, I'd immediately stop using any threat generators and just auto attack whoever I was originally attacking. Ditto if one of the DPSers tried to do the same. And then I'd go all that much slower as we went on.
No skin off my back; I had nothing to gain being in there and I was just trying to be nice. But if everyone else is being a dick, I have no problem being an even bigger dick. If they kick me? Don't care one iota, I had instant queues while they would have to sit and wait however long to get another tank, assuming their impatient asses could be bothered to wait in the first place.
If no one said a single negative thing and they let me do my job? We'd tear through the dungeon at record speeds, pausing where needed or doing side stuff for people to finish their quests if they had any. In the end, everyone would be super happy about how smoothly the run went, how fast it was, and how we got everything everyone needed.
Moral: Don't be a fucking cock in LFG, especially to a tank. 9 times out of 10, YOU'RE the problem.