Be embarrassed by your home with this map of each state’s favorite Google question.

[Celista]

do penguins have knees is probably the best random question ever and a rather good question as i have no idea if penguins in fact have knees.

They indeed do.

[Lorgar Aurelian]

They indeed do.

wow a penguin skeleton is probably the most horrifying skeleton I've ever seen, so pretty much 2 spooky 4 me.

[Selastan]

I just noticed...Virginia is pretty confused:

[fluffhead]

Not in the slightest bit embarrassed by the question "How many beers in a keg?".

Edit: Answer is 165 12oz cups in a keg.

This, we ask the real hard hitting questions here in MA.

[Gracin]

Kansan's just want to know how easy it is to make meth. I mean it has to be easy, all the idiots in Missouri manage to cook that shit up.

[De Lupe]

WTF Oklahoma!? Like, seriously... W...T...F!

[Deleted]

This, we ask the real hard hitting questions here in MA.

Ah yes, the finer points of keeping to an outdated non-sensical metric system.

[Kapadons]

Damn, people in Rhode Island trying to kill people and get away with it. People in Jersey trying to smoke weed and be health conscious.

And my state, wondering where the internet is. I imagine the stereotypical grand parent asking about computers and not understanding.

[munkeyinorbit]

hahahah.

TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS

[fluffhead]

ah yes, the finer points of keeping to an outdated non-sensical metric system.

usa usa usa

[wregelmann]

Damn, people in Rhode Island

That's Delaware, you fool.

[Al Gorefiend]

Somehow I doubt these are the top searches on Google.

The top searches on Google are most likely "Pornhub" "MILF porn" and "Game of Thrones nude scenes"

[Ryzek]

TEXAS: Am I a lesbian? / Am I cool? / Am I a sociopath? / How does sex work? / Who is the best rapper? / Who named Pluto? / Who qualifies for medicaid? / Who was the best president? / Do I have herpes? / How to meet men? / What is gun control? / Where is the internet? / What is jock itch? / Where is hell? / Where is heaven? / Why do I sweat? / Where is Johnny Manziel? / When is flu season? / When is Jesus coming? / Is Russia in Asia? / Can I vote? / How to yodel? / Which Pokemon are you? / Why are people so mean? / Why are we here? / How to get rich quick? / How to be the man? / Who is Putin? / Why is my hair falling out? / Why is my tongue yellow? / Why is my tongue white? / Do girls poop? / Do zombies exist?

Come on TX

Jeez, you just gotta love how bad my state is.

[Collegeguy]

Only mildly amused. More interested in what each country is googling.

[Kapadons]

That's Delaware, you fool.

Derp. So it is. I blame public education in Texas.

[PACOX]

This is awesome and I feel like there is a story behind each one

California - Vegan capital
Oregon - Standoff
Washington - Bunch of progressives
Idaho - Rural area
Nevada - Lots of buffets/food places
Arizona - Employee lots of migrant workers
Utah - Mormons padding their food banks
New Mexico - ...
Texas - Amazed when they found out that all underground tubes aren't for transporting oil or water.
Where is the Internet - Texans like big stuff
Colorado - Stoner question
Wyoming - They are as puzzled about Wyoming as the rest of us.
Montana - Everyone in Montana wants to get out of Montana
North Dakota - All they have to look forward to is the NFL
South Dakota -
Minnesota - You ever heard the Minnesotian accent?
Nebraska - When you live in the middle of nowwhere dating apps are you best friend
Kansas - Self explanatory
Arkansas - Rednecks waiting for the South to rise again
Missouri - Yes
Iowa - They just discovered penguins
Wisconsin - Middle America
Michigan - The land of urban trolls
Illinois - White people and black youths have no idea what OPP means
Indiana - Rural/small city people
Mississippi - Just found out that Tupac was dead
Alabama - FOX's #1 state
Florida - Florida Man wants to know why everyone picks on him
Georgia - Stripclub and Queen capital of the US. Lay off the hormones.
Tennessee - Thought the clap had something to do with music.
South Carolina - Seriously, where is my phone?
North Carolina - Mountain folk
Virginia - Self righteous narcissist because of their proximity to the federal government
West Virginia - Party schools and hicks. Both equally concerned about when Cinco de Mayo is.
Kentucky - Wants to make sure they don't get their cousin pregnant
Ohio - Really wants to get high
Maine - Bunch of carefree yuppies
New Hampshire - Hivemind state
Vermont - College kids with no actual business skills. Thanks Bernie (sarcasm)
New York - New York doesn't even know what stars look like because of all the light pollution
Mass. - WOOOO PARTY OVER HERE BRO. Also the home of Boston
Penn - Nerds
New Jersey - I can picture what the people who entered that query look like in great detail
Delaware - I think someone should check on Delaware
Maryland - Elitist
Connecticut - The homeland of Trump's species of orange skinned people.
Rhode Island - Know whats important in life
Alaska - The only thing they have to eat is salmon
Hawaii - Carefree.
DC - Obama is trolling


I love my state
Where is Israel? / Who owns CNN? / What is A.A.? / Is adultery illegal? / Where is Siri? / What is quantum physics? / Are UFOs real? / When is high tide? / When is Opposite Day? / Is Kasumi a synth? / Is magic real? / Which Disney princess am I? / Why are Americans so stupid? / How to be famous? / How to be rich? / Why does everyone hate Florida?

[Deleted]

Where is the internet?

Where indeed.

[Senna1251]

Kansan's just want to know how easy it is to make meth. I mean it has to be easy, all the idiots in Missouri manage to cook that shit up.

So true, everyone knows where their local meth lab is. You have to be a little psycho to live in this state. Kansans don't need to make it it could easily be shipped to them.

[Bryntrollian]

Georgia: Why are my nipples sore?

What in the actual fuck?! This question confuses me.

Why does it confuse you ?

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"where is my phone?"

c'mon these can't be real.

If i type that into Google, it will show me where my phone is and cause it to start ringing at its highest volume.

[Teebone]

Why does it confuse you ?

Why it's GEORGIA'S question. That is what confuses me.