Are you trying to sound cheeky? Literally everything you can think of that actually *is*, by definition one of this, falls under each category.
There are also quite a few additional things that need to happen for it to be considered an insult. That small piece you quoted there doesn't do it any justice. Don't fucking use wikipedia for something like this, you aren't at school.
Courts aren't ruled by Merkel, whoever is in control can't change stuff on a whim... what do you think this is? Our legal system is different from the US. Putting my cat into an oven won't allow me to sue the manufacturer, simply because he didn't say I couldn't do that. (I know it's an urban legend)