So where's the 7.0 Ret megathread?

[Deleted]

I would very much like to also add an appropriate vocabulary of preferred profanities while playing this very greater spec

how about you write a list of say macros one for each spell with the appropriate amount of expletives?

[Morally Grey Storm]

how about you write a list of say macros one for each spell with the appropriate amount of expletives?

macros don't give that spiritual uplift shouting and declaring provides

[Deleted]

yell/raid announce macros? It might distract your raid if you curse worse than a drunken sailor. But you can record your self and send this recording to blizz.
2 chances:
- restraining order against you to ever touch a blizz game again
- you get hired as mature language filter tester

[Sungamnori]

I had the assumption it has non-Ret topics/discussion thats why I stayed away from it



Yep like doomruller said, a thread solely for rets and consolidated with Ret stuff

My bad, I didn't see 'ret' in your subject. But yea, ret did seem to kinda take over that thread anyway.

[Butosai]

Any self respecting ret isn't playing ret anymore

[Astralli]

Any self respecting ret isn't playing ret anymore

So what are we supposed to play instead? Warrior? DK? :/

[Butosai]

Demon Hunter >:O

[Kanael]

Any self respecting ret isn't playing ret anymore

I'm already playing 8 rets in WoD, I think I already lost my self respect.

[Deleted]

Any self respecting ret isn't playing ret anymore

I stopped possessing that the second I started playing ret, what do I have left at this point, let me play my trash spec for trash babies.

[Snegovik]

Demon Hunter >:O

2nd that! (agr those min 10 char rule )

Edit: Fury wars are super fun, the new melee animations are truly amazing asp Heroic Leap (my favorite)

UH Dks are kings of AOE dmg, every bg i did so far, UH dks and UA locks Always comes top, always...in WOD my ret would be top DPS unless there was a good Boomy and 50/50 with shadow...but now there is no hope for my ret to be top dps in BGs....or future RBGs

[Cress]

We may as well pretend the spec didn't exists

[Snegovik]

We may as well pretend the spec didn't exists

I believe the spec is still good at 1 thing = nub killer. Since people who will try to 100% melee Ret 1v1, they will lose. However, any spec with half brains will eventually realize that all they have to do is simply kite Ret even as a melee class, and they will never die to ret.

[ErothTV]

I believe the spec is still good at 1 thing = nub killer. Since people who will try to 100% melee Ret 1v1, they will lose. However, any spec with half brains will eventually realize that all they have to do is simply kite Ret even as a melee class, and they will never die to ret.

I just love kiting Ret with my DK. So funny XD

Blizz, what have You done to the rets

[Vintersol]

So what are we supposed to play instead? Warrior? DK? :/

I've switched to DK.

[Deleted]

Any self respecting ret isn't playing ret anymore

playing ret for more than leveling is since years a sign of serve lack self respect. The difference now is that additionally to the self debasing we got a healthy load of masochism on top. And yes I´m aware of the irony that our dress wearing brothers, priests, have such a talent.

I think who ever still plays ret on a competitive or semi competitive level is more than just a little strong headed. Sometimes the attachment to the char might come to pass as well. But it is just a matter of time until the last of us breaks under the waterboarding blizzard calls class fantasy.

[Morally Grey Storm]

playing ret for more than leveling is since years a sign of serve lack self respect. The difference now is that additionally to the self debasing we got a healthy load of masochism on top. And yes I´m aware of the irony that our dress wearing brothers, priests, have such a talent.

I think who ever still plays ret on a competitive or semi competitive level is more than just a little strong headed. Sometimes the attachment to the char might come to pass as well. But it is just a matter of time until the last of us breaks under the waterboarding blizzard calls class fantasy.

You call it breaking down, I call it refusing to suffer.

[ThePants999]

If Sol's still making sure the Simcraft APL is right, then we basically DO have a guide. You just have to know how to interpret an APL

[Snegovik]

I just love kiting Ret with my DK. So funny XD

Blizz, what have You done to the rets

LOL omg its funny that you mentioned it, i dueled an unholly dk over weekend, he never on purpose came to my melee range, he just kited me while his pets/deseases did all hte dmg, i almost lost too lol got me to 5% before i killed him >.< i was telling my friend that all my Ret life, i was the one running away from DK and trying to be a range dps, now its upside down....GG blizzard.

[ErothTV]

LOL omg its funny that you mentioned it, i dueled an unholly dk over weekend, he never on purpose came to my melee range, he just kited me while his pets/deseases did all hte dmg, i almost lost too lol got me to 5% before i killed him >.< i was telling my friend that all my Ret life, i was the one running away from DK and trying to be a range dps, now its upside down....GG blizzard.

Exactly.
This is also why I am staying UH.
Also You can change Your SStrike to range - feels superb

[Shakeez]

I also macroed TV and JV singe for now pooling not needed. Works niceky but just revewls how dull this play style is. Adtually I liked WoD PvE Ret Pala if you managed to Ret T18 2p . until then it was rubbish but after that was nice. Now it just is not tun and I do not See it become fun. Together with bring ignored fully suxx. Reroll / play s different game are options.