Will I pass my drug test?

[JollyBravo]

You're fucked, Cheech.

Thanks for the unintelligible input!

[xindralol]

sincerely hope it does come back positive ... there's a reason they administer tests because they probably don't want junkies and other lowlife to work for them.

[JollyBravo]

sincerely hope it does come back positive ... there's a reason they administer tests because they probably don't want junkies and other lowlife to work for them.

Jesus Christ dude. Try reading the post before you comment on it. I'm a junkie lowlife because I smoked 1 gram of POT over a 10 day period? I'm not over here popping pills, doing meth, etc. Now go back to your cigarettes and alcohol because they are so much "better" for you cause they're legal. LOL. Another sheep.

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sincerely hope it does come back positive ... there's a reason they administer tests because they probably don't want junkies and other lowlife to work for them.

"Junkies"

It's weed m8, educate yourself.

[JollyBravo]

"Junkies"

It's weed m8, educate yourself.

^ This. Thank you. I don't see how some of these people even survived infancy.

[Iphie]

sincerely hope it does come back positive ... there's a reason they administer tests because they probably don't want junkies and other lowlife to work for them.

I wouldn't call someone who smokes weed a lowlife or a junkie, but I'm probably biased as it's not a problem back home.

[koontakent]

From what I've seen at the place my mate works who 420s every time he can it clears up usually with in 12 hours on a saliva test, so you should be all right fingers crossed, shouldn't be losing your job for smoking a bit of dope in yo free time.

And to all these people that think he needs to be taught a lesson; get off your bloody high horse. Think this guy should be punished for a harmless activity he does in his spare time? As long as he's not going to work stoned it's no ones business and if you're that stupid to think it makes you dumb the next day at work you're an idiot.

If you think smoking some dope makes you a junkie you need to check yourself, I've seen blokes live the smoke up every night and come to work every day and kill it in every work place I've been in.

[JollyBravo]

From what I've seen at the place my mate works who 420s every time he can it clears up usually with in 12 hours on a saliva test, so you should be all right fingers crossed, shouldn't be losing your job for smoking a bit of dope in yo free time.

And to all these people that think he needs to be taught a lesson; get off your bloody high horse. Think this guy should be punished for a harmless activity he does in his spare time? As long as he's not going to work stoned it's no ones business and if you're that stupid to think it makes you dumb the next day at work you're an idiot.

If you think smoking some dope makes you a junkie you need to check yourself, I've seen blokes live the smoke up every night and come to work every day and kill it in every work place I've been in.

Thanks for the reassuring response. Much respect to you and your opinions! People still act like it's 1937 and weed "makes colored men violent and force sex on white women". Lol.

[Master Guns]

Jeez, so many people here know nothing about what they post about. GG.

A mouth swab test is the easiest drug test to pass for Cannabis. If you don't smoke for 3 days prior to your test, and wash your mouth out with Listerine at least once, you're golden. A piss test? That's a different story.

I passed a mouth drug test the day after smoking weed just by gargling Listerine. It's really easy to pass those.

[JollyBravo]

Jeez, so many people here know nothing about what they post about. GG.

A mouth swab test is the easiest drug test to pass for Cannabis. If you don't smoke for 3 days prior to your test, and wash your mouth out with Listerine at least once, you're golden. A piss test? That's a different story.

I passed a mouth drug test the day after smoking weed just by gargling Listerine. It's really easy to pass those.

Thank you! Very helpful response. Real experiences are reassuring. I'm now leaning towards me passing this. Still not getting my hopes up too high, I'm a generally unlucky person, but facts are facts.

[GrinningMan]

Thank you! Very helpful response. Real experiences are reassuring. I'm now leaning towards me passing this. Still not getting my hopes up too high, I'm a generally unlucky person, but facts are facts.

And to think, you could have done something to prevent all this.

[JollyBravo]

And to think, you could have done something to prevent all this.

Hey I tried. I quit right after I was informed of having to come in for an interview. I wasn't testing my luck or anything. I was just playing the cards I was dealt.

[Barnabas]

Maybe you should stop using drugs and you'll never have to worry about drug tests?

[JollyBravo]

Maybe you should stop using drugs and you'll never have to worry about drug tests?

Wow very help, much original. 9/11 for effort.

[Barnabas]

Wow very help, much original. 9/11 for effort.

Always np bro

[shadowmouse]

@JollyBravo It doesn't really matter if you pass. You have accepted taking risks. If you pass this time, you'll just cut it closer until one day you don't -- maybe not the very next test, but in a few. You're choices come down to changing your life style, or changing your job. If you don't change one or the other, you're going to end up building a job record that may screw you for quite a while longer.

[Tommi]

@JollyBravo It doesn't really matter if you pass. You have accepted taking risks. If you pass this time, you'll just cut it closer until one day you don't -- maybe not the very next test, but in a few. You're choices come down to changing your life style, or changing your job. If you don't change one or the other, you're going to end up building a job record that may screw you for quite a while longer.

No point trying to talk logic into a druggie. They'll just justify everything they do.

[cFortyfive]

Thanks for that thread so many triggered moral cucks.
Anyways you'll probably fail as far as I remember lab testing goes further than some cheap quicktest.

[JollyBravo]

@JollyBravo It doesn't really matter if you pass. You have accepted taking risks. If you pass this time, you'll just cut it closer until one day you don't -- maybe not the very next test, but in a few. You're choices come down to changing your life style, or changing your job. If you don't change one or the other, you're going to end up building a job record that may screw you for quite a while longer.

I understand this. I'm very aware of the consequences. I don't even have the job yet, this is just a pre-employment drug test. I know McDonald's that administer them. It's not a big deal. I'm perfectly capable of quitting, it's just that the interview was sooner than expected, giving me less time to prepare.

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No point trying to talk logic into a druggie. They'll just justify everything they do.

Lol "druggie" go back to your legal cigarettes and alcohol because they are so much better for you. Have fun dying from the inside out while I eat a pizza.

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Thanks for that thread so many triggered moral cucks.
Anyways you'll probably fail as far as I remember lab testing goes farther than some cheap quicktest.

You haven't taken any of the facts into consideration, have you?

[Kikazz]

if it shows up your workplace may ask why, easy repsonse what i do on the weekend doesnt effect work, and i dont do it at work.

for them to sack you over it or give you penalties over it, they need to prove it is in your system enough to effect your work output, and that you may have been doing it at work.