Tenisface as Hillary definitely.
Anyone that promotes corporate-fascism or even that sad sop to it, Libertarianism, is off the list...
was just going to say, @Endus is the only clear choice
British Bulldog so we can replace that ugly Statue of Liberty with a Lich King one!
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