U.S. Presidential Election Day Megathread [Official]

[AndaliteBandit]

but women live longer than men statistically, so with her its less likely

And he's overweight, while she is not, making her odds of outliving him all the more likely.

[Paranoid Android]

Spoilers: Hilary is going to win, it's pretty obvious.

Don't tell me how the story ends!!!

[Crissi]

Maybe not.

Hillary's favorability goes all over the map, usually down while campaigning and up while in office. It was even lower at the start of Bill's campaign.

emailgate and benghazigate will never die though, so all Repubs would need is a decent candidate (like a Kasich or even a Bush), and they'll take back most of the mod repubs that bolted for Clinton.

[cocoapuffs]

I hope they're losing, because no matter how this election ends, I'm breaking out the good stuff tonight. Either to toast victory or drown sorrows. I get the feeling the Prohibition Party would take a dim view to that.

what are you busting open if you dont mind me being nosy

[TZucchini]

Side note: if Hillary wins FL it's basically over for Trump, right?

Yes. If Hillary wins Florida, there are almost no realistic paths for Trump. We're talking under a 1% chance at that point.

And the first polls close in Florida at 7 EST. With 70% of the votes cast in early voting, this thing might be wrapped up by 7:01 PM. God willing.

[BrerBear]

emailgate and benghazigate will never die though, so all Repubs would need is a decent candidate (like a Kasich or even a Bush), and they'll take back most of the mod repubs that bolted for Clinton.

While that's true, that won't necessarily work against her.
If she's out there trying to get shit done and the Republicans are just focused on re-trying her for the same issues, that will probably increase her popularity.

[alexw]

Trump campaign's lawsuit to try to disenfranchise voters in Nevada has now been officially denied by the judge.

Nevada GOP complained that the Clark County poll had been kept open too late "so a certain group could vote".

Get out your



folks.

[AndaliteBandit]

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/statu...33821501460480

"If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide." - Ann Coulter

Disgusting.

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I can't stand that globalist stooge warmonger Hillary. God help us.

[Breccia]

Or Nevada or North Carolina. Though she could very well not even need any of those.

538 gives Clinton better-than-even in NH, FL, NV and NC.

RCP gives them all about 50/50.

The odds of losing four coin flips in a row is 1/16. But it can happen.

It's not over yet.

[thilicen]

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/statu...33821501460480

"If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide." - Ann Coulter

To quote the Donald: What a nasty woman.

[Crissi]

While that's true, that won't necessarily work against her.
If she's out there trying to get shit done and the Republicans are just focused on re-trying her for the same issues, that will probably increase her popularity.

If she can attract more of the bernie left than she would lose in the moderate right (which absolutely would bolt if a non crazy Repub was nominated) I could see her, maybe. It would be a tighter race than this one I think.

[Blobfish]

but women live longer than men statistically, so with her its less likely

I watched a Micheal Moore Documentary last night called "Trumpland"

He mentioned that "White Males" make up only 19 % of the USA population. Which really surprised me

Therefore White males should be treated as a minority. And have benefits that other minorities get.

[zorkuus]

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/statu...33821501460480

"If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide." - Ann Coulter

Well that leaves out his wife Melanoma.

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https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/statu...33821501460480

"If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide." - Ann Coulter

Lol, Trump's 4 grandparents were born outside America.

[Breccia]

what are you busting open if you dont mind me being nosy

I really don't drink alcohol. Like...almost never. But Finland has the tastiest stuff on the planet.

(Yes I know Kopparberg is Swedish FUCK OFF I had it in Finland that's what counts)

[MasterHamster]

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/statu...33821501460480

"If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide." - Ann Coulter

Wonder what the numbers would be if only people that actually passed highschool would vote

Sigh, Ann Coulter... the fact that she's even relevant is disturbing

[Breccia]

Well that leaves out his wife Melanoma.

You're late to this part, but it also leaves out Trump.

And his other two wives.

And all of Trump's children.

And all of Trump's grandchildren.

It was a stupid stupid literally Nazi thing to say.

[Deleted]

I can't stand that globalist stooge warmonger Hillary. God help us.

You prefer the billionaire who wants to bomb terrorists' families and is curious why we don't use nukes? Ok, gotcha.

[Deleted]

Disgusting.

Ann Coulter is awesome. The woman is whip smart and usually destroys anyone she is talking to. Hope Trump gives her a cabinet position, maybe Secretary of Marginalize the Left.

I think that was an excellent tweet - funny as hell.