Originally Posted by
Chrysia
Today I shall tell you the story of God Truck.
God Truck was driven by a gentleman who went to my high school.
God Truck was of an indeterminate year, make, and model, and the body was approximately 70% duct tape. There were no door hinges, weather seals around the windshield, or adhesive holding the windshield. Both side mirrors were duct taped to the body. It is unclear if there even was a driver side rear fender anymore, there may have just been a fender-shaped lump of duct tape. Both bumpers? Held on by duct tape. Tailgate? Again, no hinges, only duct tape.
Duct tape once held the muffler on for 30 miles to get it to a shop.
It lasted at least 3 years.