What kind of home security do you have?

[Jayburner]

None. I've never locked my door my whole entire life.

[Revi]

My stuff is surrounded by walls, entry is gained through a locked door that requires a key possessed by me.

Never needed more than that. Pretty safe around here.

[Deleted]

I have a door that locks.

[Aggrophobic]

A door, a dog and a brand new alarm system.

[alzoron]

I've found not having anything worth stealing, or at least nothing that looks like it's worth stealing serves as a pretty good security system.

[Puupi]

Jay is just trying to bait unsuspecting burglars so he can sexually violate them.

I don't have any home security, unless a locked doors and couple of dogs count.

[Nasukkin]

I had dogs for 30 years. A few months past, my last dog died.

Within weeks, someone broke into my home for the first time EVER. They didn't know what they were doing; stole cash but left serious valuables alone.

Dogs are the best--THE BEST--security system, even if they aren't very intimidating.

Now, I have a couple Raspberry Pis hidden around, taking pictures and uploading images to a remote server: my very own jury-rigged surveillance system.

[Deleted]

Nothing aside from a lockable door.

[Azadina]

The door magically locks itself when closed. I've learned to like that feature!

[Jayburner]

I had dogs for 30 years. A few months past, my last dog died.

Within weeks, someone broke into my home for the first time EVER. They didn't know what they were doing; stole cash but left serious valuables alone.

Dogs are the best--THE BEST--security system, even if they aren't very intimidating.

Now, I have a couple Raspberry Pis hidden around, taking pictures and uploading images to a remote server: my very own jury-rigged surveillance system.

now that is interesting.

[I Push Buttons]

I live in a low crime area, so our home has little security other than the house rarely being completely empty.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, my dad's cabin has security cameras, a security system, a locked gate and fence around the entire property, motion sensors, flood lights, etc. All of that did fuck all when someone broke in and burgled the place and it took the police a half an hour to get there because it was in the middle of nowhere.

TL;DR: Don't buy a cabin in the middle of nowhere unless you are going to live there, people break into empty vacation homes.

[Puupi]

They didn't know what they were doing; stole cash but left serious valuables alone.

They didn't know what they were doing, but found cash?

Now, I have a couple Raspberry Pis hidden around, taking pictures and uploading images to a remote server: my very own jury-rigged surveillance system.

Axl Smith, is that you?! (only Finns probably understand this, google will help you though)

[Hotmail]

Devil's rope.

[Nasukkin]

To all the people who say that they have door locks... well, do you also have blast-resistant windows? Because as my burglar proved, even the smallest window is as good as an open door. One brick and they were able to get through an 18" window frame.

[Independent voter]

She's guarding the place right now as we are at work, very feminine too.

[Nasukkin]

They didn't know what they were doing, but found cash?

I had a few hundred dollars that I take with me on business trips; I hadn't hidden it very well after my latest trip to Chicago so they got it pretty easily. After this incident, I got a safe that is bolted down that I'll be keeping it in :P

[Rudkobing]

Attack dogs
Guns
Land mines
Hand grenades
Bazooka
Security cameras
Hired killers... uuummmm, security guards
Ninjas
Pirates
Home security alarm system
50 foot fence
Laser detection system
Moat
Moat filled with piranhas, sharks, and barracuda
Active volcano
Quick sand
Sand traps

....and CLOWNS.......

[Jayburner]

She's guarding the place right now as we are at work, very feminine too.

she almost looks like she gives a fuck.

[SupBrah]

Dogs, shotguns, and a .357 magnum

I love living in a Stand Your Ground state.

[Puupi]

I had a few hundred dollars that I take with me on business trips; I hadn't hidden it very well after my latest trip to Chicago so they got it pretty easily. After this incident, I got a safe that is bolted down that I'll be keeping it in :P

Did you keep the cash in a cookie jar in the middle of your kitchen table?