So she self identifies as a mermaid? IS English their official language?
So she self identifies as a mermaid? IS English their official language?
Isn't there a legend that if you eat a mermaid's flesh you will live forever?
Judging by that picture, she's a bit of a sea cow. Seriously, though. She needs help.
She isn't a mermaid. Mermaids have a super attractive upper half to lure in wandering sailors and then eat them. Her face is not mermaid quality. In real life you would not want to meet a mermaid... lul.. Unless "doesn't matter saw boobs" was good enough for you when you die.
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ATLANTIS ! DUH!!