When I was a little kid I took a shit on Queen Victoria's toilet.
We went to visit her castle, and were caught in the grounds during a freak lightning storm. I was a pretty sick child and a security guard, upon seeing I was in considerable distress at being on the verge of grand-slamming my pants infront of a huge crowd took me to one side and let me take a dump on her actual toilet.
My Dad still brings it up, like of all the things I've achieved in life, that has seemingly triumphed.
I have 3 nipples
The lower joint of my thumbs cannot bend due to a genetical defect.
I have a scar on my forehead from taking a baseball bat full swing to the dome. Probably explains a lot of things
I have a pet snapping turtle I raised from an egg, its shell is now ~12 inches long.
READ and be less Ignorant.
I am blind in my right eye and missing half of my left lung.
Teehee.
I have a depression or hole in my left ankle where my right big toe was lodged while I was being formed.
Clearly that's what made me gay.
Help control the population. Have your blood elf spayed or neutered.
I really love to observe tits.
I memorised the english dictionary by the time I was 10 years old. Doesn't really help me now though
I'm really not sure why, I can only think what happened here was to protect me from having to know about the divorce and separation of the twins at such a young age. We did meet later on in life and lived with each other for a moment, me moving across the country and later on her moving across the country to me. We have a lot in common even though she was raised with an American side while I was raised by our Chinese side.
I grew up not speaking any english while she grew up with that as her only language. Different coulters from East coast "her" and West Coast "me". After all the differences from location to upbringing, we still act, talk and even have a weird "twin" like connection to each other. It's really really, really strange that connection. I never knew about it until just last year when we stumbled onto it.
Thanks for letting me ramble
Donald Trumps grandfather came from my home country.
But i do not like him more because of that. I just start to think that we already produced enough bad and good people.
Marthin Luther. Karl Marx. Friedrich Niezsche. Goethe. Schiller. Wagner.. Even Lenin lived in germany. And lets not talk about Adolf Hitler or Joseph Göbbels.
I was born DOA I got tangled up on my umbilical cord it found a nice spot around my neck by the time I was fully out my head was blue as a blueberry and was gone for some amount of seconds.
I was in my favorite bands music video!
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