Friendzone =/= strung along. The only thing that keeps people in the friendzone is misplaced hope that someone who doesn't want to fuck them will suddenly do a 180.
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Says the guy dripping bitterness and emotion with every word he writes. This is comedy gold.
PS: Your articles are personal opinion pieces, not scientific papers. Anyone can write anything, that doesn't make it more than anecdotes. Just like your opinion isn't the truth just because you believe in it strongly.