what would you order as your last meal?

[Dellis0991]

A meat lovers pizza, chicken potstickers, 2 corned beef egg rolls, 2 beef and green chili burritos, some expensive bourbon and a arizona green tea....hopefully I slip into the itis (lethargy).

[Blueobelisk]

You can make that request...and were I in charge, you'd then get a cheap cheeseburger from McD's as a result.

Sounds like heaven.

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[The One Percent]

There are limitations on what they will provide for a last meal and they can deem requests unreasonable.

I'd rather have a conjugal visit than food, anyway. Chances are they would just fuck up the steak.

[BornOfCarnage]

The wife of the judge who sentenced me.

[Azadina]

I'd take the white ones

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_virosa

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Brown beans with chili and prunes for dessert!

[Aeula]

Something with a knife hidden in it, preferably a non-metallic knife like bone to avoid the metal detector.

Use the knife to cause the bastards executing me as much trouble as possible.

[Dellis0991]

A meat lovers pizza, chicken potstickers, 2 corned beef egg rolls, 2 beef and green chili burritos, some expensive bourbon and a arizona green tea....hopefully I slip into the itis (lethargy).

[Deleted]

An ungodly amount of kebab meat.

[Puupi]

camel ribs

I'd rather have the toes instead.

[Blueobelisk]

An ungodly amount of kebab meat.
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Kebob's are cubes. That looks like gyro meat. Which gets, you know, shaved. Not cubed.

[belfpala]

Kebob's are cubes. That looks like gyro meat. Which gets, you know, shaved. Not cubed.

Also called donor kebab... big skewer.

My last meal, being reasonable... perfect pork tenderloin, crispy polenta cake, mushroom gravy, arugula salad with apples and cranberries, and some decent wine.

[kail]

Sushi of the highest quality and every variety with orange garnished blue moon to drink. New York cheesecake for dessert. Then several bottles of expensive sake to go down on my own.

[breadisfunny]

That's the reason you'd be put to death in the first place, might as well chew a tire

50 fried mozzarella sticks, I'd never make it to the chair

in that case i'll have 2 well done steaks. i'm not some animal who eats their meat raw.

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The wife of the judge who sentenced me.

and if he's single?

[Bathory]

All you can eat crab legs.

[Stormcall]

A special recipe meal that takes 50 years to make

"A really well done steak. Really well done. Like, throw it on the grill, let it sear for 5 decades, then bring it in"

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in that case i'll have 2 well done steaks. i'm not some animal who eats their meat raw.

Instead you're an animal that eats their meat burnt?

[XDurionX]

Sweet Vengeance.

[Sierra85]

a can of whoop ass

[Tijuana]

if you were to be executed and had a choice of last meal what would it be?
for me it would be a well done steak topped with some spicy ghost peppers, calamari in a creamy alfredo sauce and a creamy pappardelle dish in garlic with mussels and mushrooms with some lemon flavored snapple tea.

An ounce of psychedelic mushrooms and a case of beer.