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    What did female night elves do while the guys were sleeping?

    So while all the guys were passed out for 10,000 years, what did the females do?

    Surely they had certain needs? Did they use each other to satisfy those?



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    Makes you wish the druids had never woken up, doesn't it?

    Some certainly did, but there is a good reason Tyrande is so pissed at Malfurion, don't you think? The real question is; what did the MALES do all of this time being without their mates in a land of dreams?

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    They chanted to the praise of Elune....and then they scissored

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    I would ask the devs at the next Lore Q&A. This seems important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeon View Post
    I would ask the devs at the next Lore Q&A. This seems important.
    As long as it DOES derive into an eyebrow question in the end it's okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsake View Post
    So while all the guys were passed out for 10,000 years, what did the females do?

    Surely they had certain needs? Did they use each other to satisfy those?
    Only one thing comes to mind when: Hot lesbian action.
    You can't take what ya can't see... *rolls d20* You rolled a natural 20* The skill of stealth is successful.

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    Can whomever ask this also ask about the emerald dream, males and dryads. *coughs*

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    Not all male night elves are druids. Mystery solved.

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    You can find more information about this subject on danbooru, e621, and other great sites which document night elf lifestyles. Just search for "night elf".

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    if you really need to ask......... come on, use your imagination.

    Por que odiar si amar es mas dulce? (*^_^*)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcf190 View Post
    Not all male night elves are druids. Mystery solved.
    Not anymore. At least the great majority were between WotA and end of wc3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsake View Post
    So while all the guys were passed out for 10,000 years, what did the females do?

    Surely they had certain needs? Did they use each other to satisfy those?
    Only the druids were sleeping. There were still male night elves around, but I think most of them would be civilians, as traditionally males weren't allowed as priests, mages were forbidden and most of the Sentinels were female. There would be quite a few warriors, hunters and so on.

    So, unless a female was dating a druid, they would still have their mates around.

    That said, I have the feeling that there's a lot of saphic actions among night elves... Wouldn't be strange considering their culture.

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    Gay sex.

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    Make your pointer and middle finger in such a manner to make it look like a V. Press the center of the V to your lips. Stick your tongue out and wiggle it around wildly. Then listen to some sara mclaughlin while dreaming of saving whales or some shit.

    Something like that maybe.

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    MMO-Champ, always asking the important questions. Never change.

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    If the Windrunner sisters are any indication... Human Males.
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    No fucking way. The worst idea since democracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalium View Post
    If the Windrunner sisters are any indication... Human Males.
    They didn't know humans even existed, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by zlygork View Post
    They didn't know humans even existed, though
    Trolls? Although I wouldn't understand the hostility.

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    I like where this thread is going

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