Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by Sasquatch

[Stormspark]

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And no markings in hes face from the soclaimed punches? And still they go investigate this shit. How about traces of any kind of dna on the knife?

[the game]

And no markings in hes face from the soclaimed punches? And still they go investigate this shit. How about traces of any kind of dna on the knife?

maybe the marijuana gave him super human healing powers.

[Doctor Amadeus]

I think this man is believable and should have the full support of the people to track this monster down and bring it to justice.

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I think this man is believable and should have the full support of the people to track this monster down and bring it to justice.

Atleast we can exclude it from being a dwarf here

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maybe the marijuana gave him super human healing powers.

I read all these post about marijuana but it has to be some crazy ass mushrooms in this guys case ������

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95% chance it was his wife.
3% chance it was a bear.
1.9% chance he was having a dream.
0.1% chance it was sasquatch.

95% he has no wife.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Atleast we can exclude it from being a dwarf here

Leeets not jump to conclusions. One of those hairy monsters could have done this.

[Barnabas]

He is so brave to share this with everyone.

[Doctor Amadeus]

He is so brave to share this with everyone.

Hopefully his courage can inspire others.

Down with Sasquatch.

[TheCount]

95% chance it was his wife.
3% chance it was a bear.
1.9% chance he was having a dream.
0.1% chance it was sasquatch.

Whats the % that his wife is actually a bear? Could his wife be bigfoot? *mind blown*

[Torgent]

Whats the % that his wife is actually a bear? Could his wife be bigfoot? *mind blown*

Let me run the numbers.....One second....Okay....and then carry the 7.....wait....oh my god.....it's 100%

[shadowmouse]

1) His name may have been Frank;
2) Frank may not have just been there for the hunting.

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Bear_Hunting

[Daedius]

Instagram image of Bigfoot in question;