Yeah sure, add a fucking pair of scissors to your crime. Now it becomes assault with a deadly weapon. By guaranteeing yourself a stay in prison, you've definitely proved your little asinine point. It's just a hat. I only need to hold her down and use scissors to take it off. Way to show those fucking mooslems who's boss.
'Welcome to America ragheads!!!'... snip snip.
Your fucking analogy failed- pick a new one. That's all I've been saying.