Why is American cheese so shitty?

[bigsav1]

Don't even have to be from Wisconsin to eat legit cheese. I can go to the fucking gas station and buy cheddar its not like its rare here or something.

[Dwarfhamster]

Depends a lot on where you go. Some more well off neighborhoods will have markets that have great cheeses from the US and around the world. If you live in food deserts, all you have access to is the crap they sell at convenience stores.

In my neighborhood we have a really nice supermarket that has cheeses from around California. Great cheddars and jack cheeses. Pepper jack is my personal favorite.

[Sevyvia]

Because it isn't really cheese.

[callipygoustp]

I heard they fucking spray their cheese on food, and that they have packaged slices of it in shops.
How do you even live?

As a kid, I loved that stuff. Now? Tastes unnatural and the "plastic" consistency makes it inedible for me.

[Aquinan]

Hmm. Can I tell you to "fuck off with your dumbass generalizations" without getting an infraction? We shall see. We shall see.

Good, real, non orange cheese is available, but its stupid expensive.

[gushDH]

It's to maximize profit. There's no food, there's only money.

[Independent voter]

And then some bread.



Fried with butter.

and you have



Very tasty.

Meanwhile Europeans are still slicing their cheese.

[sarahtasher]

Again, there is a semantic issue here.

''American cheese'' in general is a cheese like another-presumably not as refined as French cheese, but perfectly edible cheese.

American cheese is ALSO what they put in Kraft Dinner and which can't even be qualified as a dairy product.

[Captain N]

Good, real, non orange cheese is available, but its stupid expensive.

That's an understatement. I'll usually pick up Dietz & Watson swiss and provolone from the local store around here. For a pound of each it's usually about $22-$25 total.

Or you can go with the cheap stuff in the cooler section for about $7-$10.

[Scottyjscizzle]

So when are you guys going to start crushing commies?

Already did!!!! They are gone, anyone who tells you different is a pinko spy!!!

[sarahtasher]

Cheese produced in america does the job, but Cheez-Wiz and Kraft singles are more chemical than the agent orange.

[Doctor Funkenstein]

Your life must be a real struggle if you can't even answer unsarcastically to a genuine question.

Despite the saying, there is such a thing as a stupid question. And you nailed it. Stupid questions don't deserve respect, nor do the people asking them. Especially in an age where they have full access to a global network of information that would only take ten seconds to find the answer to their aforementioned stupid-as-fuck question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._United_States
http://www.albertsons.com/pd/categor...iry/Cheese/675

Bam, 13 seconds total and an answer already found. Another minute and you'd have had tons and tons of references.

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Cheese produced in america does the job, but Cheez-Wiz and Kraft singles are more chemical than the agent orange.

Well, yes, but only in that everything is a fucking chemical. The actual list of ingredients for Cheez-Whiz is: Whey, Milk, Canola Oil, Maltodextrin, Milk Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, and contains less than 2% of Modified Food Starch, Salt, Lactic Acid, Whey Protein Concentrate, Mustard Flour, Worcestershire Sauce, Sodium Alginate, Sorbic Acid As A Preservative, Color Added, Cheese Culture, Enzymes, Natural Flavor.

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And then some bread.



Fried with butter.

and you have



Very tasty.

Meanwhile Europeans are still slicing their cheese.

That looks awful

[Stop Pretending]

That looks awful

It's not. I'm sure you have dishes that look terrible, but are damn good.

[Afrospinach]

That looks awful

Ever had french toast?

[Deleted]

UK has awful plastic cheese slices but only poor people and lazy choose to eat it

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Ever had french toast?

Cheese on toast? Yeah I use grated cheese

[Afrospinach]

Cheese on toast? Yeah I use grated cheese

No, french toast. It looks like a disaster, rather tasty imo.

[Stop Pretending]

Ever had french toast?

That's not French toast, well at least in the US, that's grilled cheese.

Edit: Seen your new post.

[Deleted]

It's not. I'm sure you have dishes that look terrible, but are damn good.

I have had plastic cheese on toast and grated cheddar on toast, the latter was tastier

[oplawlz]

Thought the Irish was the drunks?

It's pretty much all of Europe, tbh. From a generalizations standpoint, that is. The exception being England, with the assumption that it's only because their beer is so bad.