Turn Ons
1 - About the same height as me.
2 - Can shitpost about anything with me
3 - Fairly moderate politically
4 - Long as fuck hair
5 - Would go to the gym/exercise with me
Turn Offs
1 - Smoking, drinking, and drugs
2 - giant shitlord(rip 90% of the internet)
3 - Evangelical about any religion
4 - Doesn't like cats
5 - Doesn't bathe regularly(Once a day at the minimum)
turn on:
blonde hair.
attractive personality.
is smart.
likes d&d and nerdy stuff.
likes to game.(no candy crush doesn't count.)
bonus points for being a elf.
turn offs:
smoker
attitude mostly stuck up bitches with attitude. i would sooner push you into the nearest dumpster where you belong than go out with you. i don't care how pretty you are.
really fat or really ugly. i mean REALLY UGLY. i'm willing to overlook not being a 7,8 9 or 10/10 but being morbidly obese or ungodly skinny or really damn ugly is a nonstarter.
not being sexually compatible in any number of ways.
kids. i am NOT interested in kids at all. i don't the time patience, money, patience, or temper to deal with kids. i have a very nasty temper when i get pissed off. (i am working on it but i would feel zero compunction to hold back with bratty little kids mouthing off.)
being racist. i do NOT tolerate racists.
r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
i will never forgive you for this blizzard.
"I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
"so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon
FC: 3437-3046-3552
Hey it's a free country everyone is free to discriminate however they choose for whatever reasons they want. At least she is refreshingly honest about it HAHA!
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Hahaha I thought it was beautiful LMFAO ohhh shieet! I wish I could frame it that's the most Brutal Turns offs I have seen in a while and the Turn on's are mind blowing.
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
Very entertaining. And I make the list! or I should say, "don't make the list".
Pros:
Fit or at least "Average"
Smart
Gorgeous (anywhere from gorgeous, to "cute" 7-10, any color/race/creed)
Passionate. About something, even if I don't share the same interest.
Nurturing
Cons:
"Flirty" (with others)
Lies
Unreliable
Mean Spirited
Lack of intelligence
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<~$~("The truth, is limitless in its range. If you drop a 'T' and look at it in reverse, it could hurt.")~$~> L.F.
<~$~("The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware he is wise.")~$~> I.A.
Is Gen OT Buzz-Feed now? Will number 6 totally suprise me?
Turn On
1 Sharp / witty, sense of humor
2 Kind & humble
3 Gamer or musician
4 Slim / decent body
5 Tall, some tattoos, dyed hair (superficial, not required)
Turn Off
1 Bad hygiene or noticeably overweight
2 Religious
3 Super controlling
4 Arrogance, lack of humility, or alpha douche
5 Terrible taste in music
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Turn ons:
1. Intelligent
2. little to no makeup while still looking good
3. Brown hair
4. Quiet in public
5. Friendly smile
Turn offs:
1. Speaks in poetic language she read online. (Can't explain it, I just hate when people quote random shit that some nobody made up. Like quoting tv shows and declaring them as factual)
2. Smoking. Hard no here.
3. Self absorbed
4. Heavy drinker
5. Preachy (Doesn't matter the subject. Don't try to tell me I'm wrong about x because I do y without some factual information behind it.)