Guild names that make us LOL

[Aramore]

<Onyxia gives epic head> Is one that's on my server.

[hammock]

Lazor Clicker Panda Crew

made me smile

[Stannislaus]

<Chris Hansen with MSNBC>

Pretty damn awesome, but broke up a while ago.

[number8]

Halaa at a Naga

[KOUNTERPARTS]

<Guild of Redundancy Guild>

[fizikz]

I'm leveling a tank in cata and I gotta say, I'm totally going to make the guild <ATTACK SKULL FFS> cause that's awesome xD

[walexia]

I created <Quest mob exterminators> then gave it away

[kageshishi]

used to pvp against, during bc, <ipomrawh>
<get in my van> random wsg
<brokeback mountaineers>
<digital gangsters>

[Somarlane]

Four of my favorites (and apologies if they are already mentioned, it's late & I don't want to read through 11 pages):

<SCREAMING IN VENT>
<Rad Bromance>
<Roflles and Pwncakes>

and last but certainly not least,

<where's the candy> (who, also, was coincidentally standing next to <get in my van>. Related: <Strangers With Candy>.)

[Exaltednun]

I lol because they are creative:

Kaucasian Kulture Klub - Arena Team
HOW TURN BIG LETTERS OFF - guild
Dumb Worthless Casuals - guild

[Geckomayhem]

You're right, definately doesn't compare - it's the only remotely funny one so far.

So many of the ones listed here are the kind of joke guild names that, even the first time you see them, sound like the sort of thing that has been done a million times, on every server. For example:

Replacing a swear word with an in-game term.
Replacing an anatomic feature with an in-game term.
Making a racist comment with an in-game term.
Making a rape joke with an in-game term.
Making a sex joke with an in-game term.

Kudos to all the people who listed guild names that don't fall into these predictable formulae.

I agree. Why are there so many children that play this game and find it funny to be crude? There are just so many unoriginal mentions in here. I think that most of us have seen the ones like <Naga Stole My Bike>, <Sapped Girls Can't Say No> and <JFK Was Flagged> many, many times before. Not one on the first page hasn't been mentioned in multiple iterations of this thread over the last couple of years. :/

At least a few are original enough:
<Brokeback Moonkin>
<AFK at KFC>
etc.

Not funny, but one of the most facepalm guilds on our server, that has been around since vanilla, is <Raiders of Epics>. At least you know where their focus lies. There are much worse guild names around, though. Misspelled words and lower-case proper nouns are definitely the most annoying, and Latin names are right up there on the facepalm scale (I laughed at <Insert Latin Words Here>).

When I first started playing, my brother had some friends who made <Heros of the Lance>. Suffice to say, I didn't have to think twice about rejecting an invite from them.

Over the years there have been more retarded guild names than clever ones; but also, more powerful and interesting names than funny ones. There is a place for humour, definitely, but a guild name really defines who you are. Do you want to be the snotty 17-year old kid who laughs at poop jokes or the player who can have a good time but is mature enough to know when something isn't actually funny?

---------- Post added 2010-07-29 at 02:42 PM ----------

Didn't Read Them All But....

Hordecore Pwnography
REALLYHOPETHISNAMEWILLFI
Gnomes Stole My Kodo
Gnomeland Security

And all four of them were already mentioned. Sometimes it does pay to "read them all"; or at least skim through if you intend to post certain ones. There's always the search feature. It works these days.

Edit: I should add: my brother was in a PvP guild called <focus on thWTFMACESTUN> during TBC. Oh look, it still exists.

[Polaris]

<Dyslexics Are Teople Poo>
<LOBSTER GO PEENCH PEENCH>
<OMG BRB ICECREAM TRUCK>
<Team Redundancy Team>

Just remembered another;

<DemonRabbitsGoneWild>

[WesM63]

<Raiders of the Lost Orc>

Except the guy was a complete douche.

[Geckomayhem]

on hellfire eu, my mate is called parts, has the title private and has the guild taste good in your mouth so he is

Private Parts
Taste good in your mouth

There is no character called Parts on Hellfire-EU.

a. Not funny; b. You cannot be trusted to ever tell the truth on these forums again, as you have just been caught for lying.

Very few of what people have suggested so far have been funny. However, I especially liked the list at the top of page 8 (#141). It summarised a lot of what has already been said but there were definitely some original and interesting ones in there.

---------- Post added 2010-07-29 at 03:06 PM ----------

Funniest one I've seen is <Shut Up Meg> lol...

I can't work it out. Esoteric humour?

---------- Post added 2010-07-29 at 03:09 PM ----------

Thread is too big to sort through all to make sure I don't repeat, but:


<Naga Stole my Bike>
<Sapped Girls Can't Say No>
<My PVPness is Huge>

Then use the search feature, because those have all been said at least three times each - in this thread alone; not counting all of the previous guild name threads. :/

---------- Post added 2010-07-29 at 03:11 PM ----------

Nig Bick Diggers gets me every time.

It's Big Nick Diggers, and racist guild names are not funny.

---------- Post added 2010-07-29 at 03:14 PM ----------

<UVAFYSHYALYBNCHPDNSCRD>

Takes a second to get it.

Care to explain? Really can't work that one out.

[Nahte]

I can't work it out. Esoteric humour?

It's a reference to Family Guy; there's a character named Meg that is basically the butt-monkey of most of the jokes.

More Guilds: <Molten Core Swim Team>, <Trade Chat Spammers>, <Dun Goofed>, and my favorite: <LESSQQMOARPEWPEW>.

[Deleted]

Bardus es. Nominis Latinae bona sunt.

Bona is good (feminine) sunt is they? Latinae is Latin ofc, so it means They _____ Latin is good or some shit, i dont pay attention in latin

[palladish]

<BroUllOwnMeJkurAlly> Pretty good, I lold at <HOW TURN BIG LETTERS OFF>

[Conno]

I solo'd your mum was my all time favourite.

[palladish]

Care to explain? Really can't work that one out.

I'm guessing <UVAFYSHYALYBNCHPDNSCRD> is something like <You Have officialy been chipped/Chopped and Scared/scard> (No idea how to spell the different tence of scar) Either way it wasn't funny. Gj on catching Pab, Though don't take this the wrong way you seem to be a bit worked up over this thread, but then again can't see through the internet.

[Thallidomaniac]

Oh here's good(?) ones:

<I Know My Vowels AEIOWNU>
<illnameitlater>

Not a very good joke to be honest, but still better than some of the debauchery displayed in this topic.