Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as "SkyRim"

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https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5


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Please don't do any nation bashing. -Seam

[Scrabblet]

Is... is this serious?

[Deleted]

I HOPE not.. x.x Considering the website it's at I'm rather worried. xD

[Lessadria]

Hahaha that's gold xD

What a joke!

[barkles]

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment


huh? lol


lol
Balgruuf t
Whiterun
November 25, 2011
Signature # 22

[SegenThePally]

It's just a petition, it's terrible and they can't "Prosecute the players to the fullest extent of the law" because we bought something that wasn't illegal. This is something that has been rated and won't be banned, dumb petitions are dumb.

[Deleted]

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

[Schattenlied]

Please tell me this is a joke, they didn't even get the company right. They think skyrim was made by blizzard, rofl.

Psychological and spiritual damage? Are these people on crack?

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Lusty Argonian M
Morrowind
November 25, 2011
Signature # 30

Fus Ro Da H
Whiterun
November 25, 2011
Signature # 44

Wut? rofl

[Fenicks]

It's hilarious that like 1/3 of the signatures are Elder Scroll references.

[barkles]

heathens! burn in righteous fire!!!!!

[Caiada]

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5


Americans... xD

I think you mean 'extremists', or, even more accurately, satirists/trolls.

But yes, that's hilariously retarded. The problem is some people are clueless enough about the foundations of our government to think that they can actually get something like that passed. They can't.

[Sharpopiev2]

It's called parenting, how about if you don't want your kid to play a game don't let them? Morons want the government to do everything for them. I don't play "SkyRim" but this is just dumb

[KoH4711]

It's shocking how many Americans are stupid enough to not realize that ANYONE can make a petition for ANYTHING.

It does not mean that the petition is valid/legal/serious.

Every day, I see someone, from this country, say something that makes me embarrassed as hell to be an American. Some posts in this thread makes me want to give up my citizenship.

PS: "The official website for the White House now includes the ability for anyone 13 or older who lives in the U.S. to start a petition about literally anything and try to garner the President's attention with it. The result has been... interesting?"

So, 6 people say they dislike a video game and want it banned... naturally, this forum's reaction is to make multiple threads about it (there has already been one) and make the dumbest logical leaps I've ever seen, in order to explain 'why' this is happening, while also treating it as a national crisis.

Please don't bring nationbash. -Seam

If a mod edits your post, you should probably just let it go. -3clipse

[llandrywyn]

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

I have to hope that the author is trolling; it makes my brain hurt to even contemplate someone being this far removed from reality

[Ulfric Trumpcloak]

i guess is not a joke at all

http://kotaku.com/5862623/a-half-doz...-and-burn-them

what a bunch of tards...

[stohar01]

That petition was filed by Christwire. Poe's Law strikes again.

[Deleted]

I have to hope that the author is trolling; it makes my brain hurt to even contemplate someone being this far removed from reality

They are both clearly satirical.

[Pocketzest]

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

FUCK LOLOL I nearly shit my pants!

[Deleted]

i guess is not a joke at all

http://kotaku.com/5862623/a-half-doz...-and-burn-them

what a bunch of tards...

It IS a joke. And people fell for it. Much like The Onion satirical news program on Youtube.

[ishootblanks]

this is probably real.. crap like this happens all the time.. it won't go anywhere because it's stupid.. some overzealous religious group is trying to ban something.. laugh and move on!