By the time anyone throws a punch in my direction, i'll have coded myself into a protective cube made of pure DATA (stands for "Don't Attack This Asshole").
We all know how that ends, and no, it's NOT the prettier route of being thrown off of a balcony 6 floors up.
I'll bite all your ankles!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
* Sets himself on fire. *
Come on, I promise I wont hurt you guys! I just want to give everyone a big ol' flaming hug.
Just because it hasn't been said yet, I'll take Chaud.
Fetch me my fighting trousers!