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What do you read while sitting on toilet and squeezing a turd out of your ass?
I read Donald Duck Magazines
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2013-04-13, 11:31 PM #1Deleted
Bathroom reading
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2013-04-13, 11:36 PM #2Merely a Setback
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A book of Mad Magazine comics.
Putin khuliyo
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2013-04-13, 11:47 PM #3Elemental Lord
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Usually whatever the latest magazine I bought. ESPN, SI, usually something sports. That is unless the little lady left Cosmo in there, then I will take the quizzes and put the worst possible answers to make her get angry...
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2013-04-13, 11:55 PM #4Bloodsail Admiral
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This thread.
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2013-04-13, 11:57 PM #5The Lightbringer
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2013-04-14, 12:01 AM #6Banned
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I poop too quickly to read anything
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2013-04-14, 12:22 AM #7Merely a Setback
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Google News, MMO-C, Tankspot, The Economist, sometimes a popular science magazine, often a chapter of whatever book I'm reading right now.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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2013-04-14, 12:22 AM #8Dreadlord
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the back of shampoo bottles
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2013-04-14, 12:31 AM #9Elemental Lord
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lol I do that in the shower.
Originally Posted by pucGG
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2013-04-14, 12:33 AM #10Mechagnome
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atm a song of ice and fire
if it isn't within reach i'll search youtube on my phone
if i don't have it with me i'll go through the calendar, shampoo bottles, tooth paste, etc.
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2013-04-14, 12:36 AM #11Mechagnome
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I read whatever I can find. One of the pro's of public toilets, there's ALWAYS something on the walls to read. Sometimes it's kinda funny, many times I've caught myself giggling a little too loud, I wonder what people have been thinking walking past my booth...
One time I panicked a little cause I had nothing to read, 2 minutes later I'm sitting there reading the washing instructions flap in my pants...
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2013-04-14, 12:43 AM #12Stood in the Fire
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play something on my phone, bottle of product such as shampoo or toothpaste just anything that's in arms reach
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2013-04-14, 12:45 AM #13Deleted
The last one would be "Beyond the Dark Portal".
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2013-04-14, 12:46 AM #14Dreadlord
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
http://bathroomreader.com/
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2013-04-14, 12:46 AM #15Warchief
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Honestly, do you really need to read stuff in the bathroom? Are you that bored/add?
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2013-04-14, 12:49 AM #16Mechagnome
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Reading helps me s**t... I don't know what it is, words in the bathroom apparently have that effect on me...
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2013-04-14, 12:57 AM #17I am Murloc!
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I bring my 3ds or tablet.
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2013-04-14, 12:58 AM #18Brewmaster
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ipod touch, get some KenKen in
i live by one motto! "lolwut?"
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2013-04-14, 12:58 AM #19The Lightbringer
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When I go in there I just plop down, blow out and leave, its like a 30 second process.
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2013-04-14, 01:04 AM #20Banned
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I eat fiber, so it takes longer to wipe.
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