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    Classified FBI files claim Adolf Hitler escaped by submarine to Argentina

    London, Apr 16 (ANI): Newly released FBI files claim that Adolf Hitler escaped by submarine to Argentina where he lived in a heavily guarded ranch at the end of the Second World War suffering from asthma and ulcers.

    An amazing cache of files shows that J Edgar Hoover's FBI took claims of Hitler's survival seriously and a team was assigned to exploring scores of tip offs.

    The astonishing documents detail how an Argentinean fugitive claimed he helped Hitler, two women and other Germans disembark from a submarine in the South American country approximately two and half weeks after the fall of Berlin in April 1945, the Daily Express reported.



    https://in.news.yahoo.com/classified...054321925.html






    WTF... anyone have any input on this? First the conspiracy theorists being true about the NSA and now it looks like they were true about Hitler?

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    i highly doubt he only had asthma and ulcers. the dude shook like a leaf, constantly. he even tried to hide it most of the time from his men. in later videos of him, you can see he's not trying as hard to hide it. so even if he did escape, i'd say he didn't live too long.

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    Other tip-offs to the FBI suggested Hitler was actually living in New York City, again without his moustache, while some suggested he was hiding with Nazi sympathisers in the German speaking part of Switzerland.
    My Bullshit-o-meter-9000 is off the charts here.

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    My Bullshit-o-meter-9000 is off the charts here.
    "I have feels but no data. But my feels."


    Joking, however I'd like to know why you call BS on documents held by our American intelligence.

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    No link to these declassified files? No follow-up on this supposed informant?

    Hitler lost his shit and most likely had syphilis eating away at his brainstem for years before the Nazis were defeated. To act like he lived for another 50 years in Brazil (or NYC apparently) is pretty hilarious.
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    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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    Everything is possible as his body was never found.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalian View Post
    "I have feels but no data. But my feels."


    Joking, however I'd like to know why you call BS on documents held by our American intelligence.
    I can call the FBI up tomorrow and tell them I spotted JFK and Amelia and Tupok eating noodles in Argentina last week. I could even doctor up a good photoshop pic.

    These 'documents' are reports handed to them by an informer who wanted asylum. Its the same reason torture doesn't work. People will say anything if they think their gain is big enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    No link to these declassified files? No follow-up on this supposed informant?

    Hitler lost his shit and most likely had syphilis eating away at his brainstem for years before the Nazis were defeated. To act like he lived for another 50 years in Brazil (or NYC apparently) is pretty hilarious.
    But conspiracy theorists claims he did, and we all know that they are always right

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I can call the FBI up tomorrow and tell them I spotted JFK and Amelia and Tupok eating noodles in Argentina last week. I could even doctor up a good photoshop pic.

    These 'documents' are reports handed to them by an informer who wanted asylum. Its the same reason torture doesn't work. People will say anything if they think their gain is big enough.
    Odd files for the FBI to keep if they didn't believe that it was credible.

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    I saw a documentary about this, you should check it out.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven View Post
    But conspiracy theorists claims he did, and we all know that they are always right
    They were right about the NSA being able to spy on us using satellites. Something no one ever disagreed with. Clearly they are right about EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!one!
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven View Post
    But conspiracy theorists claims he did, and we all know that they are always right
    I am not a conspiracy theorist (anymore)... however you have to hand it to them that they were right about the spying. :P

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    Odd files for the FBI to keep if they didn't believe that it was credible.
    And you have no idea how the government, or any large bureaucracy works. Grats on that I guess.
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    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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    i highly doubt he only had asthma and ulcers. the dude shook like a leaf, constantly. he even tried to hide it most of the time from his men. in later videos of him, you can see he's not trying as hard to hide it. so even if he did escape, i'd say he didn't live too long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalian View Post
    London, Apr 16 (ANI): Newly released FBI files claim that Adolf Hitler escaped by submarine to Argentina where he lived in a heavily guarded ranch at the end of the Second World War suffering from asthma and ulcers.

    An amazing cache of files shows that J Edgar Hoover's FBI took claims of Hitler's survival seriously and a team was assigned to exploring scores of tip offs.

    The astonishing documents detail how an Argentinean fugitive claimed he helped Hitler, two women and other Germans disembark from a submarine in the South American country approximately two and half weeks after the fall of Berlin in April 1945, the Daily Express reported.



    https://in.news.yahoo.com/classified...054321925.html


    WTF... anyone have any input on this? First the conspiracy theorists being true about the NSA and now it looks like they were true about Hitler?

    These are all rumors from their tip-offs that have no truth or evidence connected to them at all.

    There were Nazi's that fled, but Hitler most certainly did not. So says every single person that were in the bunker with him as Berlin was completely surrounded.
    Stop this conspiracy rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalian View Post
    Odd files for the FBI to keep if they didn't believe that it was credible.
    And the US military tried to kill goats by staring at them.
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noomz View Post
    These are all rumors from their tip-offs that have no truth or evidence connected to them at all.

    There were Nazi's that fled, but Hitler most certainly did not. So says every single person that were in the bunker with him as Berlin was completely surrounded.
    Stop this conspiracy rubbish.
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noomz View Post
    These are all rumors from their tip-offs that have no truth or evidence connected to them at all.

    There were Nazi's that fled, but Hitler most certainly did not. So says every single person that were in the bunker with him as Berlin was completely surrounded.
    Stop this conspiracy rubbish.
    not saying you´re wrong here but the nazi´s don´t have a history of telling the truth, just saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by mitbrandir View Post
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    Nervous breakdown? You gambled your entire country and lost everything. I think that'd make anyone shake. But it'd be pretty funny if the übermensch-leader Hitler had Parkinsons. They should've gased him too, by all accounts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalian View Post
    "I have feels but no data. But my feels."


    Joking, however I'd like to know why you call BS on documents held by our American intelligence.
    Official documents pertaining to hundreds if not thousands of tip offs, a lot of paranoia surrounded Hitlers demise and the soviets didn't help; As such teams were created to deal with Nazis who evaded justice and a tip off regarding Hitlers demise or potential life (as unlikely as it is) was treated with such diligence afforded to others they received.

    But just because a tip-off comes in doesn't mean it's believable or even factual.

    I know it's edgy and cool to imagine Hitler got away and has a super secret zombie base on the moon, but he killed himself and was burnt; That's as much as we can state with any reasonable amount of certainty at least.

    And tip offs from a fugitive don't really do anything to contradict that, y'kno, beside showing how laughably false the claims a fugitive would make for a pardon.

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