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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    The bacon is on the turkey! Basting is for fools. Strap a pack of thick fatty bacon on top of it, it bastes and crisps up the skin nicely. Then the run off is collected in the roast drippings.
    yes and then use the bacon in the gravy as well. Gordon Ramsay said so.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    yes and then use the bacon in the gravy as well. Gordon Ramsay said so.
    idk why, the bacon is mostly flavourless by that time, cuz all the bacon molecules have been extracted and put into the turkey atoms.
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    Its the only time all year I eat mashed potatoes.

    So yeah, I make a BIG ASS POOL of mashed taters and fill it with gravy and just go fucking nuts.
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    Not finding-a-cock-on-your-girlfriend-is-normal level of odd, but nevertheless, still odd.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Or make it from a packet or tin...fuck that noise. Simmer the neck and gizzards, toss in some onions and other flavoring veg if you want, add roast drippings, strain, bit of flour, salt, pepper. Fucking gravy.
    What. Maybe I have a different conception of gravy. It's essentially a Sauce Velouté. That would be whatever drippings you have (estimate here), you'll want to add enough flour to be about 1 to 1 with the drippings. Then about twice that in cups of your stock of choice, and let it simmer down. I like to add some thyme, or sage, or rosemary, depending what I'm doing.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    What. Maybe I have a different conception of gravy. It's essentially a Sauce Velouté. That would be whatever drippings you have (estimate here), you'll want to add enough flour to be about 1 to 1 with the drippings. Then about twice that in cups of your stock of choice, and let it simmer down. I like to add some thyme, or sage, or rosemary, depending what I'm doing.

    This plus mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalium View Post
    Cranberry Sauce... I know I could eat it year round but it's such a Thanksgiving staple.
    The stuff from a can is 'meh' depending on the brand, but my grandmother used to make homemade stuff that was totally yummy.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    What. Maybe I have a different conception of gravy. It's essentially a Sauce Velouté. That would be whatever drippings you have (estimate here), you'll want to add enough flour to be about 1 to 1 with the drippings. Then about twice that in cups of your stock of choice, and let it simmer down. I like to add some thyme, or sage, or rosemary, depending what I'm doing.
    Sort of, though a veloute starts with a roux, which is close but you're just adding flour, instead of butter+flour(blond roux). Otherwise it's not that dissimilar, I'm just making stock with the turkey bits, onions + herbs instead of using something from a carton or w/e. Then adding to roast drippings and straining it.
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Sort of, though a veloute starts with a roux, which is close but you're just adding flour, instead of butter+flour(blond roux). Otherwise it's not that dissimilar, I'm just making stock with the turkey bits, onions + herbs instead of using something from a carton or w/e. Then adding to roast drippings and straining it.
    Onions are so gross. Unless they're deep fried.

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    Corn casserole.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Onions are so gross. Unless they're deep fried.
    You're gross unless deep fried!

    Onions are flavour
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  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    You're gross unless deep fried!

    Onions are flavour
    Of course I am. Everything tastes better when deep fried.

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    sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top, cooked in a slow cooker


    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Of course I am. Everything tastes better when deep fried.


    i don't know....i'd prefer my....sausages not to be deep fried. i like them raw

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    Stuffing, no doubt.
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    I just think you retards are starting to get ridiculous with your childish language.

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    Collared Greens.

    Chitlins.


    Mashed Potoaos.

    Biscuits.

  15. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Sort of, though a veloute starts with a roux, which is close but you're just adding flour, instead of butter+flour(blond roux). Otherwise it's not that dissimilar, I'm just making stock with the turkey bits, onions + herbs instead of using something from a carton or w/e. Then adding to roast drippings and straining it.
    I'm quite familiar, thank you. Roux can be made with any fat, in this case the drippings.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    I'm quite familiar, thank you. Roux can be made with any fat, in this case the drippings.
    Yeah I suppose. idk why you hating on my gravy though

    It's good!
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  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by g01851 View Post
    The stuff from a can is 'meh' depending on the brand, but my grandmother used to make homemade stuff that was totally yummy.
    How long did it take to grow the cranberries?

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Yeah I suppose. idk why you hating on my gravy though

    It's good!
    No complaints. I'm the dickface who insists that alfredo sauce needs garlic.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    No complaints. I'm the dickface who insists that alfredo sauce needs garlic.
    Everything needs garlic!
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Who could forget corn bread?

    Every time I'm having thanksgiving with my dad's family in Atlanta, I get to hear this gem....


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