I butchered my face.

[THE Bigzoman]

Yeah, kind of like the mustache thing a year ago. Except this time, I messed up my sideburns and ended up having to cut off both sides in conjunction with my neck beard.

So now i'm completely hairless in the face with semi afro and gots no idea what to do.

Something tells me that the facial hair will take awhile to grow back. Anyone got an idea how how long facial hair grows back from being completely cut off?

[AeneasBK]

Get a tattoo of a beard... 2 birds, one stone.

[lockedout]

Yeah, kind of like the mustache thing a year ago. Except this time, I messed up my sideburns and ended up having to cut off both sides in conjunction with my neck beard.

So now i'm completely hairless in the face with semi afro and gots no idea what to do.

Something tells me that the facial hair will take awhile to grow back. Anyone got an idea how how long facial hair grows back from being completely cut off?

Do you have like a freeway beard?

[The One Percent]

It must suck to need a beard to have a masculine face.

[THE Bigzoman]

Do you have like a freeway beard?

The fuck is a freeway beard?

[Theinquisition]

Yeah, kind of like the mustache thing a year ago. Except this time, I messed up my sideburns and ended up having to cut off both sides in conjunction with my neck beard.

So now i'm completely hairless in the face with semi afro and gots no idea what to do.

Something tells me that the facial hair will take awhile to grow back. Anyone got an idea how how long facial hair grows back from being completely cut off?

dude just go bald, ladies love a bald black man

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Yeah, kind of like the mustache thing a year ago. Except this time, I messed up my sideburns and ended up having to cut off both sides in conjunction with my neck beard.

So now i'm completely hairless in the face with semi afro and gots no idea what to do.

Something tells me that the facial hair will take awhile to grow back. Anyone got an idea how how long facial hair grows back from being completely cut off?

Have you considered the possibility that this is the universe's way of telling you that "The 'fro must go?"

[THE Bigzoman]

dude just go bald, ladies love a bald black man

I might just do that and go full Turk on everyone.

[lockedout]

The fuck is a freeway beard?

You know the rapper from Philly.

[Souflikar]

Shave your entire body and tell everyone that you're from the future.

[Theinquisition]

I might just do that and go full Turk on everyone.

lol

Your head will look like a giant delicious brown M&M

[THE Bigzoman]

You know the rapper from Philly.

Well you nailed it when I let it get wayyyy out of hand.

Just that+ my hair growing outward and curly. People have told me to get it braided.

My face feels so weird. A fan's airs is touching me in places on my face that's never been touched before.

[Theinquisition]

Shave your entire body and tell everyone that you're from the future.

A black Gooback...he'd never hear the end of it.

[THE Bigzoman]

lol

Your head will look like a giant delicious brown M&M

Why do I picture fat chicks licking and biting down on my head if I go bald?

[Deleted]

Why do I picture fat chicks licking and biting down on my head if I go bald?

That fucking mental image.

Dude.

But I look like a homeless bum after one week of no shaving so it depends on your genetics and shit

[Kraenen]

I might just do that and go full Turk on everyone.

i think he's thinking of gay guys. gay guys love bald

[Revi]

You know the rapper from Philly.

That is one classy dude.

OT, how fast it grows is completely individual

I vote for long braided beard, if you're taking suggestions.

Like so:

[THE Bigzoman]

That fucking mental image.

Dude.

But I look like a homeless bum after one week of no shaving so it depends on your genetics and shit

It'd be like a scene for resident evil where I get jumped and eaten alive by zombies. Just replace the zombies with the fat chicks and the torment of being crushed by their weight once they climb on top of me.

[Tyrgannus]

Yeah, kind of like the mustache thing a year ago. Except this time, I messed up my sideburns and ended up having to cut off both sides in conjunction with my neck beard.

So now i'm completely hairless in the face with semi afro and gots no idea what to do.

Something tells me that the facial hair will take awhile to grow back. Anyone got an idea how how long facial hair grows back from being completely cut off?

98% related to your genes and thus I can't help you there. 2% related to diet. Hair seems to grow slightly faster with high protein diets.

[Spectral]

Dude, you're black, just shave your hair and call it a day. That's one of the best things about being black, use it!