Sexual consequences in an MMO!

[Banshee Prince]

Okay, so recently I got drunk and entered a long philosophical debate with my friend about how games which involve sexual intercourse don't correctly portray the consequences that come with such frivolous activities, you know like in Fable if you have an orgy with 25 people you'll get like 5 STD's which show up in your stat menu without doing anything ect... and that it would be an awesome idea if those STD's actually did stuff to dissuade your character from partaking in such activities too often.

It'd start as a simple health debuff and then slowly get worse unless you got it treated by a mage or a potion or a hospital or something then boom, you leave it too long then you die from your disease (If it's fatal).

Then I jokingly stated how fast such a debuff would spread in an MMO and how interesting it would be to see, I mean imagine if sex granted a buff equivalent to stat food in WoW. "Okay guys lets buff up, oh and bob wear a condom this time!" wouldn't that be educational? A good way to teach people the dangers of unprotected sexual intercourse within the fun confines of a video game? What about pregnancy? "Guys I got the healer pregnant again" "Oh way to go bob, I TOLD you to wear a condom!" Then Bob would be forced to pay the healer money in childcare and such, which could be an interesting spin on the game's economy.

I don't know I just think it'd be really interesting to see, maybe the child could provide bob and the healer buffs and debuffs, such as keeping poor bob awake all night causing his stamina to drop by 5% or getting an A in maths class giving him a +10% Armor bonus. It could really provide some interesting chemistry.

Anyway I'm going to sleep off the last of this drink, night guys.

[Vea Lea]

i imagine you looking like your avatar when writing this post

seems like a bad idea

[Independent voter]

[Deleted]

i imagine you looking like your avatar when writing this post

seems like a bad idea

LOL - I though Ramsay Bolton was an advocate for women's rights?

[endersblade]

Yes, because sleeping with multiple partners automatically means you get STDs.

Did you grow up in a convent? Serious question. I seriously can't believe people still think like that.

[Deleted]

Suspension of Disbelieve get a major dose :X

[Deleted]

What did I just read.

You know if they put that shit in a game though there would be an imbalance outcry. "This is so unfair blizz, please nerf lesbians, everyone has to get the sex buff before progress raids, and just because I rolled a male char I have to pay extra for condoms and stuff and then there's all the childcare and the higher STD risk and it's NOT FAIR"

[Wilian]

Well, nerfing lesbians should be considered at least. They're way too hot.

[Xilurm]

No, that wouldn't be good. Unless it's a game just about sex and stuff. It adds too much complications and not to mention haters will jump on it like a plague.

[Doctor Amadeus]

This is why there is a shit load of people with std's and many others that don't even know. However of it were up to me I would make games showing people getting out of shape also.

Games should reflect the looks of those that play them.

[Revi]

Wh.. eh...Why would you? '

I want to slay dragons, not fill out prescriptions for antibiotics to cure STD's.

[Aphrel]

hmm. I support this. ive long wanted brothels and whores in wow. We should also add the option to rape any female humanoids when they are at low health to more accuratly simulate how war worked in medeval times. oh and while we are talkinga bout less gloryfied actions lets give us the option to skin humanoids to create gruesome banners made from the skin of our enemies!

Oh and there needs to be proper medel punishments! Wich is why we are now gonna have public hangings in the city square every hour and a witchburning twiice a day.

on top of that we are also adding overly abusive and opressive city guards that goes around and beat up civilians whenever they gather to complain about how poor and hungry they are!

And about deseases, std is a start but what i really whould like is a good old Bubonic plague to wipe out half the population every now and then! Then we can see children spawning and slowly aging to maturity only to end up at the brothel as sex slaves and then die out as the next plague comes around to wipe them out! It could be a weekly event! Like the cleansing of stratholme!

[Vea Lea]

Games should reflect the looks of those that play them.

no thanks, i play games to get away from reality not have it follow me

like in wow i play troll & orc

[chrisnumbers]

I just think it'd be really interesting to see

You say that now. Wait until you wake up and see just wtf you've done.

[Doctor Amadeus]

hmm. I support this. ive long wanted brothels and whores in wow. We should also add the option to rape any female humanoids when they are at low health to more accuratly simulate how war worked in medeval times. oh and while we are talkinga bout less gloryfied actions lets give us the option to skin humanoids to create gruesome banners made from the skin of our enemies!

Oh and there needs to be proper medel punishments! Wich is why we are now gonna have public hangings in the city square every hour and a witchburning twiice a day.

on top of that we are also adding overly abusive and opressive city guards that goes around and beat up civilians whenever they gather to complain about how poor and hungry they are!

And about deseases, std is a start but what i really whould like is a good old Bubonic plague!

Along with rape have there be police and prison too.

If you die no more reserection either you die it's for good.

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no thanks, i play games to get away from reality not have it follow me

like in wow i play troll & orc

That's ok nothing wrong with not being perfect.

[Deleted]

hmm. I support this. ive long wanted brothels and whores in wow. We should also add the option to rape any female humanoids when they are at low health to more accuratly simulate how war worked in medeval times. oh and while we are talkinga bout less gloryfied actions lets give us the option to skin humanoids to create gruesome banners made from the skin of our enemies!

Oh and there needs to be proper medel punishments! Wich is why we are now gonna have public hangings in the city square every hour and a witchburning twiice a day.

on top of that we are also adding overly abusive and opressive city guards that goes around and beat up civilians whenever they gather to complain about how poor and hungry they are!

And about deseases, std is a start but what i really whould like is a good old Bubonic plague to wipe out half the population every now and then! Then we can see children spawning and slowly aging to maturity only to end up at the brothel as sex slaves and then die out as the next plague comes around to wipe them out! It could be a weekly event! Like the cleansing of stratholme!

Wait, Aphrel? You're not aphrel as in Ad Infinitum aphrel?

[Deleted]

What did I just read.

You know if they put that shit in a game though there would be an imbalance outcry. "This is so unfair blizz, please nerf lesbians, everyone has to get the sex buff before progress raids, and just because I rolled a male char I have to pay extra for condoms and stuff and then there's all the childcare and the higher STD risk and it's NOT FAIR"

Why would we need to nerf lesbians? We have sex with their girlfriends.

[Deleted]

How about we keep Argent Dawn Goldshire in Argent Dawn Goldshire and the rest of us gets to pretend it doesn't exist?

[Banshee Prince]

Wait..... I made this? I don't remember making this!

I have some good points though... ehm.... carry on.

[breadisfunny]

that goat is pure evil.